Most people in the school think jocks are jerks
Truth is they’re right
Most people in the school think we get perks
Truth is they’re right
Most people in the school think we get a lot of girls
Truth is they’re right

We think of ourselves as the kings of the school
Cuz truth is we are a bunch of fools
We have no time for schoolwork
Were just going to end up being a hotel desk clerk
A lot of people look at us like gods
But really were just a bunch of guys with hot bods

People presume players pick on puny people
But really puny people pick on players

None of the parents care about how we are doing
Its always “how’s the team looking this year?”
No one knows the work we put in
To achieve something that’s never been

We usually smell like sweat and blood
That just because we are always in the mud
We would stand by our teammates forever
Because we are always together

We watch as our bruises swell up like balloons
We hear the occasional crack or pop in our bones
Our playing field screams at us for more

Most people in the school think jocks are jerks
Truth is they’re right
Most people in the school think we get perks
Truth is they’re right
Most people in the school think we get a lot of girls
Truth is they’re right