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Sorry, were you sleeping?
January 10, 2013
No. I was actually doing research on Zulu tribal sleeping patterns in Africa
Why would I be asleep at this time?
Yes. 2AM,
Is usually a good
Time for people to sleep
No. My hamster died
And I was tending to his
Funeral services
And the hamster funeral services
Are only open during the night
Yes. And if you call me again this late
I swear I will
Choke you out
And make you
Delete my number.
No. Suzy stuffed Steve’s pillow too much and he’s
Tossing and turning
Not allowing me to sleep
Yes. Please let me go back to bed.
© Erin E., Louisville, KY
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