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Laundry
Dirty Laundry on my floor,
It's all over in front of my door.
Up to the ceiling and under the bed.
Somewhere beneath it, my cat might be dead...
Why clean something when you can buy new?
My room is like a nasty B.O. Brew.
Soap is no friend to my dirty cloths.
The dirt and the Soap battle like foes.
The soap finally wins when my Mom comes,
She's on the wrong side, I think shes dumb.
What can I say, I love my dirt,
But being clean never hurt.

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