In this modern world of technology and threats
Along with a lot of the government, I’ll bet
A solution lies just a few easy clicks away
Easily accessible by night or day
On the weird and wonderful Internet

Open up IE, Firefox, or even Chrome
You’ll immediately feel right at home
Type in a simple keyword
And your sense of reality will be immediately be blurred
By the weird and wonderful Internet

What is real?
What is not?
83% of statistics are made up on the spot
Your brain will be so scrambled that it’ll grow hot
Because of the weird and wonderful Internet

Wait a second!
What am I saying?
How could I interrupt my merciless slaying
Of humanity’s power of independent selection!

I AM the weird and wonderful Internet!