Rawr.
I am a DInoSAWR!
I eat meat
DINO meat
I answer the phone
RAWR!
I don’t associate with robots
They have their hands full with
World domination anyway.
I play reindeer games
And put my nonexistent hair in ponytails
I pretend to be human
Because nothing could be more fun.
I jump and climb and things in that nature
I can run very quickly and rain is my favorite weather
I like bread and butter
I also like toast and jam

With DINO MEAT!!!!!!
It’s fun to be a DInoSAWR,
You can be whimsical
Or ferocious
And no one will stop you
Because they know
That you are special,
And that you may eat them…
With toast and jam.