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I Hate Computers
Computers hate me, I swear they do.
Well guess what computer, I hate you too.!
You say you're running out of space.?
Well you won't be talking much when I smash your face.!
Just download the new iTunes, pretty please with a cherry on top
Before I disconnect your wires and make you go POP.!
There's a lake by my house
I'll throw you in there at night, when there is no noise, not even a mouse
Can you swim like a fish.?
If not, I suggest you make your one last wish.
I just want some music
Because without it, I lose it.
But NO, you hate me so
You better start working, before I make you go
I'll kick you out
And I'll rudely scream and shout
It's what you get for not working
A good life ain't what you deserving.
I buy a fancy file storage just for you,
And instead you ruin my day and make me blue
Goodbye computer, this is the end.
You don't give me tunage, so you are no longer my friend.
This is boredom at its worst
When my creativity takes a pathetic burst
This won't make my computer work
This just makes me look like a dork.