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Oh Ronald your so silly

November 10, 2010
By joeyhamilton23 PLATINUM, Des Moines, Iowa
joeyhamilton23 PLATINUM, Des Moines, Iowa
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I am your master
You will starve without me
I will leave you standing begging for my demands
Just by walking in the door
Then the smell overcomes your body
And you’re trapped in my soul reaping machine
I will force a smile on your face
I will brainwash your children to do my bidding
My master is a lovable demon
With his sinister wide grin
I’m the billion dollar corporation you can afford
After your read my commandments
I will hear your every plea
And I’ll take your hard work
And put it in my soul reaping machine
Your drank my cup of poison
And I will serve you for your deeds
And here is your change
Thanks for choosing McDonalds
Have a nice day!

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on May. 29 2012 at 4:35 pm
DreamingOutQuiet SILVER, Round Rock, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"Time and the bell have buried the day,
The black cloud carries the sun away" - Elliot

Oh if life where made of moments, even now and then a bad one. Oh, if life where made of moments then we wouldn't know we had one. - Into the Woods

so,so true. Amazing perspective

on Jan. 1 2011 at 10:24 pm
Olive_Eyes GOLD, Granite Falls, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
"My life has been one big joke, a dance that's walked, a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself" Maya Angelou

I totally agree (: I love this poem, it's just....great.

on Nov. 29 2010 at 3:35 pm
WinterFairy PLATINUM, Chicago, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
"Don't dream it. Be it."
"Singing is praying twice, and dancing is singing with the body."
"Paper is more patient than man."
"Where you live shouldn't determine whether you live"

haha but it does have some truth to it very funny!