I am Bob the Bunny
And you may think that’s quite funny
But I am dead serious when I tell you
That I am the most honorable knight the world ever knew
Sir Bob is my name

Once alone and scared
I would’ve never dared
For I was to depressed
To go on the quests
That I will tell you about today

One february a turtle spoke to me
With a voice as calm as the sea
That I must travel to Britain
And free a kitten
Who was being held hostage

I don’t know how to do such a things
How do I even get to the land of kings
I have no boat
Nothing at all that can float
I am not meant for quests

But you are
And you will sail far
And you will reach Britain
To free the Kitten
Who is being held hostage

And just like that a boat appears
Filled with all the gear
That I could possibly need
To carry out the deed
That has been bestowed upon me

Off to the land of kings I go
With a turtle whos name is apparently Joe
To free a kitten
From Great Britain
Who is being held hostage

We reach land
I feel the sand
With my big bunny feet
I am ready to beat
All of Great Britain for this kitten

I fight through crowds
I fight through mobs
I trample people
I trample towns
I grab a sword
I grab a shield
And no longer does Britain stand

No longer does the Kitten suffer
No longer is Britain without ruler
For I am here

Bob the Bunny
Now Sir Bob
And Now King Bob
With Queen Jill the Kitten
And Jester Joe the Turtle

Now you can laugh
For the tale of Bob the Bunny
Is meant to be quite funny