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Battle of Blatinire

January 30, 2019
By Anonymous

Crigight so acrold and tovel

With sarcenians kumpering through the blatinire

Snockmen readied their nandoblades and snabberwanks

Bimbsois galrimed their krakrimers

Little snottles and grokkdruls hid in their bambinxoes


“The Bimbsies shan’t not kaboop

We will be the bragginovest kaboopers on this sarcenian Blatinire
Bimbsies will reakjont our kumberblades

Fellow Snockmen ready your positions”


“These whiffle snocktheives think they can come degaphering here

No I shan’t not pernaois such snacker snockery

Krakrimer prepare to krakrak on my count

One,Two,Three”


The Bimbsois released their Krakrimers onto the blatinre

Kerpank! the kraks went dudusnatching The Snockmen

The Snockmen could not vanquish the kraks

The poor Snocks never stood a chance


“All Nandoners abandon possie

Snabberwanks gather all snottles

Search every tree and Bambinxmoe

I want 300 by the end of the crigight”


“But my Snockjesty”


“Do it now or I will Backstrate your very best kaboop”


Grandmaster snock was planning a counter-dudu

By the end of crigight the Snocks had jonted a defensive possie

They amassed 350 snottles


“Snockmen the crigight is not over

Place the snottles into your nandoblades”


All snockmen did so quarkeringly

The snottles grew 10 times in rath

A single tooth the the size of a Bimbsoi

The nandoners rantinged the snabberwanks and rode the MongerSnottles into blatinre


Grandmaster snock’s counter-dudu was pounderful in nature

Mongersnottles aramed the bimbsoi


The snocks were the sole kaboopers and reigned supreme


Crigight so acrold and tovel

With stench of Bimbsois kumpering through the blatinire

Galtanimoes readied Their hoakeis

Snockmen readied their nandoblades and snabberwanks

Little snottles and grokkdruls hid in their bambinxoes


The author's comments:

This is a nonsense poem.


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