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Battle of Blatinire
Crigight so acrold and tovel
With sarcenians kumpering through the blatinire
Snockmen readied their nandoblades and snabberwanks
Bimbsois galrimed their krakrimers
Little snottles and grokkdruls hid in their bambinxoes
“The Bimbsies shan’t not kaboop
We will be the bragginovest kaboopers on this sarcenian Blatinire
Bimbsies will reakjont our kumberblades
Fellow Snockmen ready your positions”
“These whiffle snocktheives think they can come degaphering here
No I shan’t not pernaois such snacker snockery
Krakrimer prepare to krakrak on my count
One,Two,Three”
The Bimbsois released their Krakrimers onto the blatinre
Kerpank! the kraks went dudusnatching The Snockmen
The Snockmen could not vanquish the kraks
The poor Snocks never stood a chance
“All Nandoners abandon possie
Snabberwanks gather all snottles
Search every tree and Bambinxmoe
I want 300 by the end of the crigight”
“But my Snockjesty”
“Do it now or I will Backstrate your very best kaboop”
Grandmaster snock was planning a counter-dudu
By the end of crigight the Snocks had jonted a defensive possie
They amassed 350 snottles
“Snockmen the crigight is not over
Place the snottles into your nandoblades”
All snockmen did so quarkeringly
The snottles grew 10 times in rath
A single tooth the the size of a Bimbsoi
The nandoners rantinged the snabberwanks and rode the MongerSnottles into blatinre
Grandmaster snock’s counter-dudu was pounderful in nature
Mongersnottles aramed the bimbsoi
The snocks were the sole kaboopers and reigned supreme
Crigight so acrold and tovel
With stench of Bimbsois kumpering through the blatinire
Galtanimoes readied Their hoakeis
Snockmen readied their nandoblades and snabberwanks
Little snottles and grokkdruls hid in their bambinxoes

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