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Superfluous Alfredo
October 23, 2018
Fettuccine is limited
Go get the alfredo sauce
Instructions unclear?
Try half a can
Test the noodle, needs more alfredo?
Dump the rest of the can
Try it again… still needs a little more? Sure
Under the sink, grab the jug
Heave it onto the marble counter
As heavy as a sun
That's 2 gallons of alfredo in a jug
Don’t pour too much in now…
Careful… Careful…
Oh you screwed it up royally
You actually drained the whole jug into the pot
That’s 2 gallons
Flooded with 2 gallons of alfredo
That’s a horrible sauce to noodle ratio
Sigh
That’s superfluous alfredo
© Ace T., Dededo, Guam
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