It is the time of the year
The snow is starting to appear
People starting to shoot deer
Santa is making presents in the Eastern Hemisphere
Hearing Jingle Bells in my ears

The cold air and the white snow
Look across the street, the old man is smoking tobacco
My name has been Joe since a long time ago
Listening to the weather report on the radio
Slipping on the ice hurting my toe

The kids getting ready to make a snowman
Everyone coming together to make a clan
The snowman is starting to look like Batman
It looked like the kids had a great plan
Then came a creepy white van so the kids ran

I am so ready for presents to be under the tree
Finding the hidden presents is as easy as 1, 2, 3
I think Santa would look better with a goatee
Santa goes around giving presents riding on his pony
I can’t wait for Christmas, Santa is going to be on a huge shopping spree