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How to Have Failing Grades

May 22, 2018
By Anonymous

Materials
1 TV
1 Xbox
A pocketful of not-caring
A hint of idioticness
1 very soft pillow

Start at the beginning of the semester.
Make sure you have a pocketful of not-caring or this will be hard.
Pay 0 attention during each class and sleep on your very soft pillow.
Watch TV and play Xbox right when you get home and play until you go to bed.
Do not study.
Use a hint of idioticness before each test and quiz.
And finally don’t show up for your exams.



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