Dear Girls,

Why do you have to be so complicated? For example why do you have to contradict yourself all the time. It confuses the heck out of me and guys everywhere. Like you ask me to buy you all these things but on the other hand you don't like it when I work the extra hours. And if I ask you where do you want to eat its not like you're taking a test or anything. I just simply want to know what you feel like eating. And if you say you're not hungry, don't pick of my food and eat my burger, wings, pizza, fries, or anything.

Also, do you really have to get all moody towards me. Can you at least give me a warning? We could be having the time of our lives one second and then you flip all of that upside down like a switch the next. And then you bring up that one time I did that 3 months ago or the one time I did this last January. I don't even know how you remember these things. Its like you've been waiting for the chance say that as if you have a list titled "Things Josh did for Future Arguments".

Sincerely, Josh