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How to Fail Senior Year
  Ingredients:
  1 teaspoon of not caring
  10 cups of sleeping during class
  4 bins of procrastination
  5 ounces of fighting with the teacher
  6 tablespoons of skipping class
  2 cups of failing tests
  7 quarts of not opening up a book
  Directions:
  In a mixing bowl combine the 10 cups  of sleeping during class and the 5 ounces of fighting with the teacher
  Whisk until mixed thoroughly
  In the same bowl add 6 tablespoons of skipping class and 2 cups of failing tests.
  The mixture should be blended together
  Grab another bowl and gently pour the 7 quarts of not opening a book together with the 1 teaspoon of not caring and 4 bins of procrastination.
  Let the mixtures marinade and cool over 179 days.
  On the 180 day, pour the two mixtures together
  The combo will surely guarantee you don't pass senior year, it is best served with a side of not going to college at the end of your long four years of highschool.

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