LOUSY SCHOOL DAYS
It was 62 degrees and I was forced to wake up
“Wake up Te Di Jodi” another Monday morning
I now am waiting for the overflowed bus to drive me to prison
Why do children have to go to a towering school full of fools

The bus driver decided to kick me off the bus
So i ended up walking in the squishy slimy mud
I heard strange noises so I looked up and it started raining clowns
I knew it was going to be an unpleasant day

I wasn’t very thrilled when I got to school
There were too many lizards in my locker than usual
Then Doodlebob the bully saw me and I sprinted
My heart felt as if it was going to rupture out of my chest

Doodlebob always snatches things that belong to me
When he found me he threw me against the blue, dusty, icy-cold lockers
Everyone was staring at me collapsing onto the surface of earth
I felt embarrassed and unwanted like a bag of aged candy
The teachers were around but didn’t give a care about me

I tried to get up on my two feet and keep my balance from failing
I could tell that Doodlebob was about to shove me again
My friend Paul Revere became apoplectic and his face was a vivid bright red color
Paul took Brown Beauty the horse flattening Doodlebob
Doodlebob, on the floor unconscious, lay there erased from the world