My house is by a lake.
I was there and I saw a snake.
I got scared, and hit it with a rake
For me, this was a piece of cake.
I took the snake and froze it in a freezer.
I knew what I was doing, I am a geezer.
In the freezer, there was meat which was raw
I put it outside, and I then saw some thaw.
I then went to the bank to deposit some money
The door handle, however, was covered in honey
I left, and then I went back to my home.
The next day, I flew out to Rome.
After that, I went to Milan,
where I became friends with the prince of Bhutan.
I visited Vatican City,
It was very small, and extremely witty.
After a while, I got home sick,
So I went back home on a magic stick.