Growing up in the small town of Lemont is a pleasure. Walking to work everyday in the morning is always my favorite moment of the day. With my beautiful wife Linda, who makes me breakfast every morning, i love it. In the front of the office building that i work at, there is a parking lot filled with rocks. They always look so delicious. I cant help but grab a couple of them and eat them. Some people think that this is really disgusting, but they are absolutely wrong. It is the best taste in the world, in my opinion. Some are big and some are small. If i am lucky, there are even ones covered in dirt. It is like trying to chew o a jaw breaker. Sometimes, i even put some in both my side pockets and save them for lunch. This is who i am and you cant change that.