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My Country 'Tis of Thee, Sweet Land of Obesity

August 6, 2014
By TheBard SILVER, Rowley, Massachusetts
TheBard SILVER, Rowley, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
"A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at."
-- Bruce Lee

My country 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of obesity,
Of thee I sing.
Land of the super-size
Land where all food is fried,
From every mountainside,
Salt everything.
My native country thee,
Land of the sugar free -- Not! --
Thy fat I love.
I love thy calories
And thy carbohydrates
My heart with cholesterol swells
And then explodes.

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