Dear Mom,
I borrowed your suede boots and stepped in a puddle with them
I wore them with your dress and accidentally ripped the hem.
Oh, I tried on your lipstick, it looks better on me,
So does your bronzer and blush from Maybelline.
I borrowed the car and hit a garbage can,
And blamed it on our neighbor Stanley, (sorry Stan)!
Also, I lied about my math test. I didn’t get an A,
And I had to forge your signature that same day.
Oops and I forgot to mention my after school detention.
There’s no need for alarm, I didn’t cause harm.
I’m charged with mouthing off and being defiant,
So I’ve decided to stay silent.
I would like to sincerely apologize,
And I should probably vocalize.
I want you to hear my apology,
Since this is something you won’t see.