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Toothless Guy
February 14, 2013
(to the tune of Don’t Stop Believing)
Just a toothless guy
Gumming his pudding pie
He wished and wished for teeth
Every Night
He called a tooth salesman
Who worked out of a creepy van
He got some pearly whites
Twas a wondrous sight
Now he gets all the chicks
His dazzling smile did the trick
Girls love to hold his hand
And now his life is grand
© Marie D., McLean, VA
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