I am sweeping my room
I am dusting the shelves
I am vacuuming the carpet
All the things you asked me to do

I am out fighting crime
The neighbor called and said he was robbed
I am out searching the streets for suspects
And then interrogating them

I am at the store
Buying you a present for Christmas
Then I’m going to wrap it
And not give it to you

I am out in the woods
I went for a hike to clear my head
I am lost in the woods
Dark, deep, dangerous woods

I am hanging out with friends
We went to the movies
And now we are out to dinner
Just like I said we were going to be doing

I am standing in the middle of a tornado
It’s really windy in here
I think I might get sucked into it
Twisty, twirling, tortuous tornado

What are you doing?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!