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Voldermort's Rap MAG

May 14, 2012
By Smile-And-Wave-Boys. SILVER, Rotherhithe, Other
Smile-And-Wave-Boys. SILVER, Rotherhithe, Other
8 articles 1 photo 38 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
— Oprah Winfrey

Hey, Harry
Are you missing Dumbledore?
To be honest
He looks better
6 ft down in the floor
Yeah, 'cause now I got the elder wand
You don't need to see it
To know that it's bigger than your one

Me and my Dementors
Will make ya crazy
Your little patronus charms
Don't really faze me
Haven't got a nose
But I sniff out those ladies
Belatrix trying to flirt
But I think she's too crazy
For my taste
Did I mention I don't really like the
human race?
Just big bags of skin
Such a waste of space

I got the skills,
Don't play Call of Duty
But I got hundreds of kills
I'm for real,
I feed unicorns to my snake
Sometimes put them in an oven
With a little Shake n' Bake

Sii saa seeheth
That's parseltongue
Just so you know
I'm cussing your mum
Wonder who killed her?
Oh yeah, I remember
It was me!

Little crucio here
Little crucio there
When I get bored
Avada Kedavra everywhere!
Only thing you can do is stare
Dark Lord is in the house
And I don't play fair

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This article has 5 comments.

on Aug. 10 2014 at 5:50 pm
Sane-or-Insane SILVER, Highland Village, Texas
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OH MY GOODNES LOVE HARRY POTTER!!! You are truly awesome my friend.

on Feb. 24 2013 at 11:38 am
E.J.Mathews GOLD, International Falls, Minnesota
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That was hilarious. You should post a video on here of you performing it! That would be amazing!

on Feb. 23 2013 at 7:55 pm
WhenItRains21 GOLD, Magnolia, Texas
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Oh my goodness, that was great! Hilarious!

on Jun. 10 2012 at 2:21 pm
AngelOnTheATeam PLATINUM, Mountain Home, Arkansas
23 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"No One Ever Gets To Know What Could Have Been."

Lol. that was hysterical!

on May. 19 2012 at 3:01 pm
alex_kiteflyer BRONZE, Darwin, Other
1 article 0 photos 37 comments

Favorite Quote:
"You can either be a cop or a criminal, but when you're facing a loaded gun what's the difference?"

wow it took me back to the days wen i used to talk abt nothing but harry potter