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Passover to Ascension in a Rhyming Dimension!
He told them to go
 Find a place
 To celebrate Passover
 To do it with some haste
 So they prepared it
 In the upper room
 When it was ready they waited
 For Jesus, yes that’s who
 So He arrived
 And being humble
 He washed His friends’ feet
 Which caused them to mumble
 Peter did not like this
 Lord I am not worthy
 But Jesus said, Simon Peter
 Your feet are pretty dirty
 It took some time
 But he gave in
 They sat ‘round the table
 And the meal begins
 So it traditionally starts
 With the wine and the bread
 But then Jesus held it up
 And then He said
 This is my Body
 Given up for you
 Take it and eat it
 The disciples were bemused
 
 That’s not how it goes
 But they ate anyway
 Once it was passed around
 Jesus had another say
 This is my Blood
 Shed for you and all
 Take it and drink it
 They didn’t understand at all
 This was not like last year
 And the years before
 Jesus was breaking tradition
 And what’s more
 He says one will betray Him
 Boy that caused commotion
 Is it me, Lord? Surely not I!
 For He was their devotion!
 The y asked and pleaded
 And finally He said
 The one who dips his hand in the dish
 Is the one you so dread
 And there they all stared
 As Judas dipped his parsley
 In the dish that was foretold
 Betray Him? Must he?
 He looks up at Jesus
 Realized what the deal he made meant
 Go do what you have to do, Jesus said
 And hopefully repent
 Once Judas was gone
 The tension had eased
 Then Jesus said something
 In which Peter was not pleased
 Before the cock crows, Peter
 You will deny Me three times tonight
 Deny You? he asked, no way
 I wouldn’t deny You, not in the slight
 Then the meal had ended
 And Jesus asked them to pray with Him
 In the garden of Gethsemane
 Where the air was sweet and the light was dim
 The apostles tried to pray
 Under a tree
 While Jesus prayed to Father
 And they fell asleep
 This made Jesus angry
 For He woke them many times
 But he was also scared
 Because he knew soon they would arrive
 So they did
 And in fear
 Peter drew his sword
 He cut off a servant’s ear
 Jesus picked it up
 And healed the wound
 Even though He was to be killed
 Very very soon
 So He asked them
  Why arrest Me now?
 You could’ve done it earlier
 When I was preaching in town
 They only ignored Him
 And bound His hands
 Then the apostles scattered
 Leaving Jesus with the damned
 They first take Him
 To Annas and Caiaphas the high priests
 And they didn’t like Him
 Not in the least
 They make their decision
 And send Him away
 To Pontius Pilate
 A Roman of that day
 Now Pontius Pilate didn’t find
 Jesus guilty in any way
 But those priests thought otherwise
 Blasphemy! they say
 Jesus! Don’t You hear what they’re saying?
 Do you claim yourself King of the Jews?
 You say so, Jesus said
 Leaving Pilate a little confused
 Pilate felt sorry for Jesus
 So he hatched up a plan
 Hopefully it will work
 Depending on Jesus’ fans
 Now! he said to the crowd
 You Jews have a tradition
 At every Passover
 We let one prisoner out of admission
 Today we have Jesus
 A man guilty of no evil
 And also Barabbas 
 Criminal of murder, rape, and unjustly mingle
 Will it be Jesus? he asked
 Crucify Him! Crucify him!
 But He has done no evil task
 What about Barabbas? 
 Let him go! Release him!
 This dirty rotten criminal?
 Release Barabbas! Release him!
 You want Jesus to die?
 Crucify Him! Crucify Him!
 Your Savior? Please tell me you lie
 Crucify Him! Crucify Him!
 So Pilate shrugged his shoulders
 Then washed his hands
 This is your doing not mine, he said
 Feeling not so grand
 So they took Him away 
 And released Barabbas
 He felt pretty good
 Being free at last
 They took Jesus to the whipping post
 To be lashed 40 times
 Each time full of anguish
 And utter despise
 At last when that was finished
 A guard found a plant with thorns
 He made it into a crown
 And placed it on His head the center of all gore
 They bowed to Him and mocked Him
 They pointed at Him and laughed
 So You’re the King of the Jews?
 Then save yourself, hanh!
 Then the time came
 To walk up to Calvary
 So the soldiers lifted a log
  And gave it to Jesus to carry
 Before Him was a crowd
 Of many many people
 The soldiers’ job was to keep them back
 But not because Jesus was feeble
 He takes His first few paces
 The wood so heavy on His shoulders
 It weakens Him every step
 Feeling like a bunch of boulders
 For the first time He falls
 He hits the ground hard
 He struggles to get up
 But is yanked by a guard
 And as He staggers on
 Jesus sees His mother
 It hurts Him to see her
 She loves Him and He loves her
 Then Mary is pushed away
 And the fight goes on
 To carry that cross
 That he will be nailed on not for long
 Jesus grows weaker and weaker
 And the guards notice
 So they pull Simon from the crowd
 To help Jesus and their motives
 He didn’t even know the guy
 But he helped out anyway
 To carry the cross by His side
 The blood on Jesus’ face
 Mixed with sweat and grime
 Covers up His divinity
 From the crowd of His time
 But one person steps up
 To wipe His holy face
 That girl Veronica
 Knew Jesus was a special case
 And even though
 That gave Him strength
 He falls again since that road He’s taken
 Is quite a length
 Although most are cheerful and wound up
 There are the sorrowful
 Three women crying for Jesus
 So Jesus spoke some words meaningful
 Do not weep for Me
 But for your own children 
 And your own families!
 Nearly there
  He bedraggles on
 Then falls thrice
 Upon that ominous lawn
 When they finally reach Golgotha
 Place of the Skull
 They strip Him of His garments
 And bid on all His clothes
 They then nail His wrists to the cross
 Then nail His feet
 They spit on Him and laugh
 At His supposable defeat
 As Jesus hung there
 The crowd gave Him criticism beyond His due
 For the sign above Him read,
 Here hangs the King of the Jews
 Father forgive them
 For they know not what they do
 Is what He said out loud
 For all of us and you too
 The two guys hanging
 Right next to Him
 Said a few words
 As they hung by their limbs
 Aren’t You the King of the Jews?
 Aren’t you the Christ?
 Get down off that cross
 If you have such might
 Shut up, you
 Said the other
 We deserve to die
 But this man is a giver
 This man is innocent
 And yet He hangs on
 Jesus, he says, please remember me
 When You come into Your kingdom
 So Jesus lifts His head
 And at full heart with no lies
 He says, today you will be
 With Me in paradise
 As the day drags on
 The clouds grow dark
 The sky turns black
 No angels to hark
 On a far off tree
 Judas throws a rope
 Put's it 'round his neck
 And lets himself choke
 He made Jesus' death happen
 His own faithful rabbi!
 Filled with guilt
 He made himself die
 Then Jesus looks up
 And in a loud voice he cries
 My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?
 He breathes His last and then He dies
 It begins to rain
 A thunderstorm
 Jesus’ body that hung there
 Looking ever so forlorn
 His mother comes
 Full of anguish and shedding tears
 Her own son dead
 The pain worse than anyone could fear
 Then Joseph of Arimethea 
 Took His body down
 And put Him in his own grave
 Then sealed it with a stone carved round
 In there His body stayed
 While His soul went to Hell
 For all the people He saved
 Including you as well
 In there His body stayed 
 For three days straight
 Then He rose
 Not one minute late
 The ground thundered
 The guards shook with fear
 The stone rolled away
 For Jesus was near
 Women were coming
 Mostly named Mary
 They brought perfume and oils
 So the body wouldn’t decay in a hurry
 But an angel stopped them
 And said to them clearly
 You will not find Him here
 The man you love so dearly
 He has risen up
 Just as He had said
 Then appeared Jesus
 Alive from the dead
 The women so joyful
 Ran to tell the others
 About Jesus being well
 But they didn’t believe their mothers
 They tried to push them away
 But the women persistently insisted
 He’s alive, you guys!
 How could you miss it?
 I won’t believe you
 Until I feel the holes in Jesus’ hands
 And His feet and side
 Said Doubting Thomas with some offense
 The women were ashamed
 All they say is
 Seeing is believing
 You apostles are wrong, gee whiz!
 Then as Jesus was walking
 Into the town
 He ran into some other guys
 He knew before He was put down
 They did not recognize Him
 But invited Him to lunch
 Once He broke the bread
 They finally got a hunch
 Now it is known
 Jesus is raised
 He brought back the temple 
 All in three days
 That is what
  He said before
 But they didn’t see
 What was in store
 Now it is known
 Jesus is raised
 And dear Joseph
 Got back his grave
 For forty days more
 Jesus lived on Earth 
 Then He went to Heaven
 Body and soul His rebirth
 He said he would come back
 He didn’t say when
 Maybe tomorrow, maybe next year
 All we know is He’ll come again
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