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Dear Sushi

September 24, 2021
By Anonymous

You abomination of a creation,

Slimy, sticky, roll of death,

A disgrace to the food world.

Dear Sushi,

Lays of yuck,

Raw like the emotions of an angry 5 year old,

Smelling of a nasty garbage,

Sitting out for weeks,

Even cow manure smells better than you.

I'd rather eat yellow snow, 

Than a disgusting, fishy, roll like you,

Your crunchy, disintegrating, seaweed,

Would be better served down below.

A stack of disgusting flavors,

Not even cooked,

Raw, slimy, fishy,

Like the banana peel on hot cement

No logical starving man would want

To eat you,

Dear sushi,

I hate you


The author's comments:

This piece I was asked to write. It's a anti ode on sunshine 


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