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Dear Sushi
You abomination of a creation,
Slimy, sticky, roll of death,
A disgrace to the food world.
Dear Sushi,
Lays of yuck,
Raw like the emotions of an angry 5 year old,
Smelling of a nasty garbage,
Sitting out for weeks,
Even cow manure smells better than you.
I'd rather eat yellow snow,
Than a disgusting, fishy, roll like you,
Your crunchy, disintegrating, seaweed,
Would be better served down below.
A stack of disgusting flavors,
Not even cooked,
Raw, slimy, fishy,
Like the banana peel on hot cement
No logical starving man would want
To eat you,
Dear sushi,
I hate you

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This piece I was asked to write. It's a anti ode on sunshine