Pastiche of Shylock’s monologue

A room so perfect with the bright sun coming through the window, perfectly clean, and a fresh fragrance. You bring me joy and love but I must say, it comes along with anger. You, my young brother, are like a poison dart frog. Comes off as adorable but very destructive. I walk in my room after school on a nice day. Hatred. My amazing blanket on the ground, my mattress has stains, food on the ground along with trash.  Is this what you want your brother to arrive to after school? I let you use my video game for you to do this. No I do not. I do not hate you, but you give me no reason to not. You are annoying, but I must not stop being good to you.