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Ninja Disstrack
Your wife always leaves you because you never say goodnight
Your skin so pale from sitting inside because you need vitamin d
When you were young you couldn’t even see
A good Fortnite player is what you wish you could be
Think you good but Tfue is better
You got a $200,000 setup
For no reason
Because when you get down you won’t get up
All you do is get carried by Tim
You so skinny, you should really hit the gym
Fortnite is all you got
Yet you still play like a bot
You say Tfue has hacks
Bro yo shots look wack
Red bull is all you drink
Really, why did you dye You're hair pink?
You called up a hacker and asked him for a link
You yell at people for swearing but that's all you used to do
You need a new haircut cause it looks like pink poo
You're room is always so dark
Why you so scared to a land pleasant park
You always land safely cause you can’t hit You're shots
Even though all the people fight are bots
You already get carried because you are garbage
So go join the other garbage streamers like you and courage
When you die it is always a stream sniper
But you still think you are a squad wiper
The only thing you wipe is You're adult diaper
Get all You're wins with faze cloak
Yet In the endgame, you always choke
Every month you make a lot
Yet You're gaming setup is all you got
Spent all You're money at local pubs
When you should be focusing on how to get dubs
You spam my feed with lots of lame clips
You know what's worse, it’s You're skinny hips
The only reason You're famous is because of Fortnite
You cry like a baby so you might as well go night night
When Fortnite dies
You will become a loser of a guy
I hope you lose all You're money
Don't laugh at your own jokes, they aren't funny
You make your stream safe for a kid
Why you look like a deformed squid
You're unathletic, play a sport
Get off the chair and head to the basketball court
You can’t get rim or make a shot
Now you are both a sport and Fortnite bot
You're too white wish you could ball
You look like an oversized makeup doll
You choke in the endgame all the time
You can’t even throw a dime
You're hair looks like some sticky slime
You like to play with Tim
Every time you shoot you can’t hit the rim
You always die to the fall
You wear the same clothes, go to the mall
You probably can’t even catch a football
You're hair so bright I might go blind
You started crying when fornite got fined
You should really try the bo4 grind
When you were young everyone thought you were blind
Everyone liked the old Ninja because he was a little kind
When you play Fortnite you die every time
Someone should write a diss track on you
Make sure it rhymes
Oh wait I already did
And remember your Fortnite skills are pretty trash kid

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This is a Disstrack that I wrote in Comm arts class.