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Ninja Disstrack

June 4, 2019
By Anonymous

Your wife always leaves you because you never say goodnight


Your skin so pale from sitting inside because you need vitamin d

When you were young you couldn’t even see

A good Fortnite player is what you wish you could be


Think you good but Tfue is better

You got a $200,000 setup

For no reason

Because when you get down you won’t get up


All you do is get carried by Tim

You so skinny, you should really hit the gym


Fortnite is all you got

Yet you still play like a bot


You say Tfue has hacks

Bro yo shots look wack


Red bull is all you drink

Really, why did you dye You're hair pink?

You called up a hacker and asked him for a link


You yell at people for swearing but that's all you used to do

You need a new haircut cause it looks like pink poo


You're room is always so dark

Why you so scared to a land pleasant park


You always land safely cause you can’t hit You're shots

Even though all the people fight are bots


You already get carried because you are garbage

So go join the other garbage streamers like you and courage


When you die it is always a stream sniper

But you still think you are a squad wiper

The only thing you wipe is You're adult diaper


Get all You're wins with faze cloak

Yet In the endgame, you always choke


Every month you make a lot

Yet You're gaming setup is all you got


Spent all You're money at local pubs

When you should be focusing on how to get dubs


You spam my feed with lots of lame clips

You know what's worse, it’s You're skinny hips


The only reason You're famous is because of Fortnite

You cry like a baby so you might as well go night night


When Fortnite dies

You will become a loser of a guy


I hope you lose all You're money

Don't laugh at your own jokes, they aren't funny


You make your stream safe for a kid

Why you look like a deformed squid


You're unathletic, play a sport

Get off the chair and head to the basketball court


You can’t get rim or make a shot

Now you are both a sport and Fortnite bot


You're too white wish you could ball

You look like an oversized makeup doll


You choke in the endgame all the time

You can’t even throw a dime

You're hair looks like some sticky slime


You like to play with Tim

Every time you shoot you can’t hit the rim


You always die to the fall

You wear the same clothes, go to the mall

You probably can’t even catch a football


You're hair so bright I might go blind

You started crying when fornite got fined

You should really try the bo4 grind

When you were young everyone thought you were blind

Everyone liked the old Ninja because he was a little kind


When you play Fortnite you die every time

Someone should write a diss track on you

Make sure it rhymes


Oh wait I already did

And remember your Fortnite skills are pretty trash kid

 

 

 

 

 

 


  


The author's comments:

This is a Disstrack that I wrote in Comm arts class.


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