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Dear Sleeping Ugly
Dear sleeping ugly,
Why are you so obsessed
I know this is your sad little nest
But please all I can ask is for you to get a life
You're as lonely as someone who lost a wife
I envy the times you are away
Each weekend I’m filled with dismay
When the garage door opens I cry
If I had hands I would kill you with a necktie
I pray to god
You won’t be here though, I like your dog
Sleep with one eye open tonight
I am no longer going to be polite
Sincerely, Your Bed

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This was a poem I had to write as a non-reader to a writer. This would be from my bed to me since I spend all my time in my bed and it has developed a hate for me.