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Advice from a Spider
Be big, hairy, and a little scary.
Have a surplus of venom.
Sleep with several eyes open.
Rest after you shed; your skin
will be soft.
Surprise your enemies
Think big (meals).
Search far and wide for a place to spin
your web.
Save snacks for later.
Be a drifter while you’re young.
Know what and what not to step on.
It doesn’t matter what others think of you.
If your web shakes, investigate.
Don’t worry if your web is torn; you can weave
and repair it.

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