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How to Get the Girl in Four Ways

January 11, 2010
By 2stickelmaier GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
2stickelmaier GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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The tips I’m about to give you will help you land the girl of your dreams. Help is the key word here. If you’re a total stalker, I can’t help you.
Girls like when guys make the first move. If the girl doesn’t know you exist then the odds of you dating her are kind of slim. Strike up conversation about anything. All good relationships come from friendship. If the conversation flows then you’ll know that you two are compatible. If not, move on.
Ever heard of the saying, laughter is the way to a girl’s heart? Well, it is. Just as long as you’re not trying to make her laugh with farting noises. It’s immature and gross, so don’t do it. Just be natural, that’s when the real laughter will come.
Once you have the emotional stuff down, the rest is easy. Girls love it when guys smell good, but they don’t want to be overwhelmed with Axe every time they come within a five foot radius. So stick with one spray. Showering is a plus, too.
Once you have the girl, all that’s left to do is to take her out on a date. Please don’t take her to another dinner and a movie. Go cliff jumping at Devils Lake or invite her over for video games and pizza. These are ten times more fun than a lame horror flick.
Of course every girl is different but a majority of girls will agree with these tips. Whether these work or not, just remember it’s better to try and fail, then to not try at all. If she’s not into it then you can do better.

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houston SILVER said...
on Dec. 24 2014 at 11:03 am
houston SILVER, Joburg, Other
6 articles 0 photos 41 comments

Favorite Quote:
I don't know about life, there is too much to it...

i loved your tips and i definitely agreed with it all, as the kind of girl i am i think it's good to make a girl laugh, p.s. favorite part and that these tips can definitely help, awesome! :)

bcakex1 said...
on Aug. 22 2013 at 5:58 pm
i wish all us guys could understand that lol

on Oct. 3 2012 at 12:06 pm
MarieAntoinette2014 DIAMOND, Scottsburg, Indiana
54 articles 2 photos 238 comments

Favorite Quote:
Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones that love us.

Hey, a dude that actually gets it!!!!

LoveBird said...
on Oct. 1 2012 at 1:23 pm
LoveBird, Daleville, Alabama
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Favorite Quote:
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

I agree that these are 4 basic things to know. But don't forget to add something special for both of you to remeber. (and separate you from any other guys that try for their atention.)

TheBadSun said...
on Mar. 19 2012 at 9:38 am
TheBadSun, Houston, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"No surrender no retreat that is spartan law"


-Duckie- GOLD said...
on Nov. 30 2011 at 6:51 pm
-Duckie- GOLD, West Fargo, North Dakota
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Favorite Quote:
Your heart is a weapon the size of your fist. Keep fighting. Keep loving.

another tip is be nicer to people... there's a guy I liked for a long time and I probably would have gone out with him if he wasn't so mean to other people (not me, but still)

kksexi12 said...
on Nov. 8 2011 at 6:08 pm

 I agree with this. Guys, we don't want to be treated like just another girl. We all want to be something special to you, just like guys probably feel with other girls. Anyways, I love the article and I love the axe part.

    A good joke and a hug occasionally is good for your relationship, too!!! Great article; pay attention guys.

Steffie said...
on Sep. 25 2011 at 3:54 pm
Steffie, Malden, Massachusetts
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SO TRUE. Cuz that happened to me :/

on Jun. 29 2011 at 3:46 pm
KrazyButCool BRONZE, Laplace, Louisiana
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Favorite Quote:
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I'm a girl and I also agree with these tips. For all the guys out there if you really want a girl, take it slow. Befriend her and treat her with repect. To the author, great job! I wish all guys could follow this :)

on Jun. 29 2011 at 11:20 am
gogreen1 SILVER, Gretna, Nebraska
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so true!!!!!!!!!!

on Apr. 24 2011 at 8:57 pm
xenon333 PLATINUM, Billerica, Massachusetts
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hah. have you met half the girls in my school?

on Apr. 16 2011 at 7:43 pm
HisPurePrincess ELITE, Flemington, New Jersey
132 articles 33 photos 483 comments
I won't date, but if I did, I think I might want to go learn how to throw knives.  Or go hawking.  Yeah, I'm a maid marian sometiems.

on Apr. 16 2011 at 7:03 pm
HopelessRomantic1 SILVER, Reno, Nevada
5 articles 0 photos 11 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Love is like the wind, I can't see it, but I can feel it". -- Nicholas Sparks from "A Walk to Remember"

YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marnina said...
on Feb. 17 2011 at 5:57 pm
Marnina, Eugene, Oregon
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Favorite Quote:
''Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half is good. Luckily, this not difficult.''

I agree on a lot, but I disagree on a few things.

Number7713 said...
on Jan. 26 2011 at 9:11 pm
Number7713, La Mesa, California
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Favorite Quote:
"Learn to say no. Because when the Devil shows up with a trunk full of promises, it's harder than you think to walk away." -I don't know...
"Think outside of your situation." -Hodgy Beats

yeah that, i completely agree. and also, if you tell a girl you want to hang out with her, DO NOT BRING ALL OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS ALONG! especially without telling her.

on Jan. 25 2011 at 3:48 pm
HisPurePrincess ELITE, Flemington, New Jersey
132 articles 33 photos 483 comments
i soo agreee withhh this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on Dec. 13 2010 at 4:56 pm
ZombieDanceWithMe SILVER, Rockford, Illinois
7 articles 1 photo 98 comments

Favorite Quote:
“To die is nothing; but it is terrible not to live”

-Victor Hugo

waaaaay agreed :]

shedevil said...
on Nov. 23 2010 at 7:54 am
shedevil, Spotsylvania, Virginia
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I agree with all these tips !

on Oct. 8 2010 at 7:28 pm
icingonthecake BRONZE, Riverside, California
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on Aug. 26 2010 at 4:18 pm
alaskatrailmutt, Jefferson, Maryland
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I agree with all of that. I like how you ended it. "If she's not into you ,you can do better". Kinda true. I liked this guy and he didn't like me and I was like "well... </3 I can do better". I might add (all your stuff was awesome BTW I bet you have a ton of girls) that they need to be nice. Don't be all wishy washy ethier. Pkaying hard to get isn't cute- it's anoying.