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Romeo and Juliet--A Parody

May 26, 2011
By CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
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CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

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&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Juliet Capulet is just your average teenage girl until a chance meeting at a community dance changes her life forever. She meets Romeo Montague, who immediately starts stalking her, claiming they are meant to be together. For Juliet, this is just too much; she calls the police. How did such a story inspire the great William Shakespeare? It's not how you think!

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This book has 209 comments.

BorderlineGenius777 SILVER said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 2:57 pm
BorderlineGenius777 SILVER, Lewiston, Idaho
7 articles 0 photos 80 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;If all our misfortunes were laid in one common heap, whence everyone must take an equal portion, most would be content to take their own and depart.&quot;- Socrates

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a very enjoyable story!
writer_girl15 said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 2:16 pm
yup :) will do
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 11:18 am
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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I just commented on it. :)  Do you think you could comment on some more of my book reviews?  They're fairly short.  I'd really appreciate it!
writer_girl15 said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 11:14 am
yeaa! my spy one finally posted! im happy. hope u like :)
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 11:05 am
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Thanks so much!  I have an email alert on you as well and I can't wait to read your stories. :)
writer_girl15 said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 10:59 am
thanx you :) will keep eye out for your stuff. i think i have emails coming when you contribute stuff, so i shouldnt miss it!
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 10:43 am
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Thanks, siddielee!  I can't wait to read your book. :)
siddielee said...
on Jul. 1 2011 at 9:27 am
siddielee, Charlotte, North Carolina
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&quot;Death is everything&quot; - Resident Evil

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I like it alot I would actually buy this if it was an actual book :-)  Good job on this book your very creative 
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jun. 28 2011 at 5:11 pm
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Thanks for the comment, Poetic_Mind!  No, I don't think Romeo would fight more because unrequited love is a powerful thing.  It saps your strength and makes you think you'll never find love again.  This is true because I have experienced it myself.

I'm glad you enjoyed my parody! :)

Poetic_Mind PLATINUM said...
on Jun. 28 2011 at 4:50 pm
Poetic_Mind PLATINUM, West Monroe, New York
23 articles 12 photos 10 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;A woman&#039;s heart should be so lost in God, a man needs to seek him in order to find her.&quot;<br /> &quot;It is never the end, Just a chance for a new beginning.&quot;

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I liked this! I wasnt a big fan of the Shakespear version, especially the movies :/ But this was quite entertaining :) I dont understand why Romeo gave up sooo easily and went back, I thought he would have fought more.
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 11:44 pm
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Thanks so much for your comment, Finchy!  I actually like the original Romeo and Juliet play and I was worried people wouldn't think my spoof was any good.  Thanks for taking the time to read my novel!  :)
Finchy BRONZE said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 11:07 pm
Finchy BRONZE, Fort Myers, Florida
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CarrieAnn13

I laughed on numerous occasions while reading your spoof on on one of my favorite Shakespearian plays. The idea that Romeo was stalking Juliet is sprouting funny ideas in my head as we speak. I love your creativity and passion for writing and am looking forward to your next story.

Cheers

Finchy

CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 1:47 pm
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Thanks, writer_girl15!  I promise I'll watch out for your submissions as well.  I should have already had two of my short stories (historical fiction and realistic fiction) approved, but the editors are taking forever.
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 1:44 pm
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Thanks, writerthinkerdreamer!  I'm glad you liked my parody. :)

Aw, thanks Bill M.  I'm glad you enjoyed it too!

BillM GOLD said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 9:50 am
BillM GOLD, JACKSONVILLE, Florida
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Wow Carrie! Really enjoyed it, and great concept. You are very talented indeed!
writer_girl15 said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 8:04 am
I will!! i also have a couple stories the should be up in a little while. The editors take forever. One is fantasy, one is a spy/ secret agent sort of thing. that one should be out by now, but, for whatev reason, its not. anyway, ill be watching for more of your stories!! :)
writerthinkerdreamer BRONZE said...
on Jun. 26 2011 at 7:04 am
writerthinkerdreamer BRONZE, Narnia, Massachusetts
3 articles 0 photos 32 comments

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&quot;Just keep swimming,&quot; ~Dory, Finding Nemo

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I really like this peice. It's a great twist on the story, and a really good parody. The only thing is, I think you should write more in between the end of the plot and the epilouge... but that's my personal opinion :) It's very funny, and it made me smile.
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jun. 25 2011 at 9:04 pm
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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I'm writing a novel right now.  I think I'll put up the first few chapters in a few days or so.  It's science fiction and I'd really appreciate it if you could read it too!  :)
writer_girl15 said...
on Jun. 25 2011 at 7:52 pm
no prob! you should write more fiction :) i enjoys it :)
CarrieAnn13 GOLD said...
on Jun. 25 2011 at 4:42 pm
CarrieAnn13 GOLD, Goodsoil, Other
12 articles 10 photos 1646 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot; --Douglas Adams<br /> <br /> &quot;The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.&quot; --Marcus Aurelius

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Thanks for the comment, writer_girl15!  I appreciate your feedback. :)