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Babysitting 101

March 29, 2018
By Anonymous

Babysitting

When Mimori and keitaro Found she was pregnant they were shocked but when they found they were having twins the two of them were deceased. Raising a child takes a village so imagine how many people they’ll need to help them raise twins. Honestly I have no idea what Hiro and I agreed with but let the dear kamisama be with us.

Azusa
I sat there on the floor with the twins as mimori and keitaro rushed to get their belonging ready for their trip. They were taking a mini vacation for the extended weekend and, me being the greatest aunt/best friend I decided to take care of the twins.
Mimori: You Idiot I told you this morning to make sure you have all your stuff ready now we’re going to miss the train.
Keitaro: It’s not my fault I was thought we were going to drive anyways I don't want to be on a train for 6 hours when I can get in my nice car that will take less of the time.
Mimori: Keitaro first off if we drive it will take us 8 hours to get there, and secondly if you were against going on the train why did you let me buy the tickets then?
Keitaro: Because I was trying to be a good husband but then I realized that I couldn't stand this type of torture. (sighs deeply)
MImori: (gives him the side eye and looks at watch) Anyways kids come give mommy a kiss goodbye. (bends down to hug the kids)
Kids:(ru over to her and gives her hugs and kisses)
Mimori: (rubs kouta head) Make sure nanami is good okay and that the two of you don't give auntie Azusa a hard time.
Kouta: Hai
Mimori: Nana-
Nanami- Daddy! Don't go!!! (balls her eyes out) If you leave then who will play magical princess ponies with me?
Mimori: (snickers)
Keitaro: Nanami ,my dear, Daddy will be back to play with all you want, okay? Be patient and wait for me. (kisses her forehead and wipes away her tears)
Azusa: Okay okay, we can't miss you if you wont leave so get out already…(starts shoving them towards the door.
Keitaro: (pouts and talks in a baby voice) Won't you miss me, Azusa?
Azusa:(smiles and grabs their luggages and hands it too them) Of course I will but right now you two should go.
Keitaro: ALright we’ll call once we get settled into the hotel.
Mimori: And if you need anything call us.
The three if us waved them off until we could no longer see there car. I looked at the kids who looked back at me expecting me to say something…
AZusa: hmm what should we do?
Nanami: Play princess ponies dream house.
Kouta: That's just a dumb game for girls.. I don't approve of this. Playing make believe is only the use of your imagination you cant even get real playtime out of that. I suggest a board game.
Nanami: NO! I said I want to play magic fairy ponies princess dreamhouse!
Kouta: Well you're going to have to play by yourself because I will not indulge myself in that childish nonsense.
Nanami: (about to hit him with a doll)
Azusa: (grabs the doll and picks up nanami) How about we go out to the park? Then meet up with uncle hiro and force him to take us out to have pizza?
Nanami: Yay! Lets go!
Azusa: (puts her down) okay, that sounds like a plan let's go. Nanami I need you to put on your coat first.
Nanami: Awe, it's not that cold outside thought auntie!(pouts)
Kouta: (already has his coat and hat on) Stop being so difficult and do what auntie says. (starts putting on her jacket)
Nanami: hai….(puts on hat)
Azusa: Thanks kouta (smiles)
Kouta: (smiles)
After we all piled into the car and buckled up I made my way towards the park that hiro help his ex-baseball coach coach the team. You can see them playing a mock game nadon the the other side of the park I can see a whole bunch of children laughing and playing. Nanami was impatient while kouta seemed totally engrossed with the baseball field. I knew that this was an argument waiting to occur.
Nanami: Auntie Azusa Drive faster!!!!v If you go any slower  I Won't have time to play with the other kids
Kouta: I was actually wondering if I could go watch the baseball game. Is that okay with you aut-
Nanami: No! We all agreed on playing at the park that's not near the park and we don't have two auntie azusas so you have to stay with us!
Kouta: I don't want to interact with the other children. They are germy, immature, loud, and annoying.
Nanami: You are never fair kouta.. I just want to play with my twin brother at the park is that too much to ask?
Kouta: Ugh Fine I guess I can play with you for a little bit.
Nanami: Yay! I’ll race to the swings (already running and is giggling like mad)
Kouta: (looks at azusa) You see what I have to deal with..(sighs and runs after her)
I sat down on the bench with the other ladies in the bench…. There was a younger woman who seemed about 6 months pregnant, and an slightly older woman who was feeding her restless toddler in the stroller. They carried on with their small conversation until they shifted their attention on me.
Pregnant Lady:Ahh so which ones are yours?
Older Lady: Jia!
Azusa: Oh It's fine, I am watching my niece and nephew. They're twins by the way.
Jia: EH! You don't have any kids? Are you married? How old are you?
Older Lady: I’m going to severely apologize again for Jia, she's very outspoken. You don't have to answer her at all. Just please ignore us.
Jia: Hina-San it isn't like these question are going to kill her let me have my fun.
Hina: Anyways don't you think we should introduce ourselves before you interrogate people.
Jia: (rolls eyes) so proper, anyways, Hi im Tamura Jia and my trustee sidesick, Kaneko Hina.
Hina: (rolls eyes and sighs) Nice to meet you. Jia how many times do I have to tell you to respect your elders.
Azusa: The pleasure is all mine, I’m Azusa. Akita Azusa.
Jia: Now, answer-
Hina:What. Did. I. Tell. You. (prepares to hit her)You're lucky you're carrying a child because  I Would have disciplined you with the smack.
Jia: Anyways Azusa, are you married? I cant put on my finger on it but I feel like I have seen you before.
Azusa: I am married…. I have been married for the past 3 years (shows rimg)
Hina: oh my, I thought you were younger...
Azusa: We-
Nanami: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie! (comes up to them)
Azusa: Yeah?
Nanami: Kouta went to watch the baseball field without your permission.
Azusa: Ahhh (stands up to leave) It was a pleasure to talk to you, I hope you we will see each other again. (bows slightly)
Jia: (frowns)Aw thats sad, well at least give us your number, Im having a baby shower soon and would totally love if you came.
Hina: That would be nice, but dont feel pressed about going so jia comes off a bit too forceful.
Azusa: Ah it's fine, I don't mind at all-
Nanami:(groans) Auntieeee! You have to go punish kouta! (starts pulling on her hand)
Azusa: we'll exchange numbers later, I should really go get my nephew. (gets carried away by nanami)
Jia: I’m telling you Hina, that girl is strangely familiar..
Hina: (continuous feeding toddler) Whatever you say Jia….
I walked over to see Kouta standing on the side with the coach they were both watching Masahiro getting ready to swing the bat.
Nanami: Ooooo, so who's that pretty lady sitting next to kouta.
Azusa: Oh thats uncle Hiro’s PA.
Nanami: ooooh, What's an PA?
Azusa: A Personal Assistant.
Nanami: Ohhhh, why does uncle hiro need her?
Azusa: She makes sure that all of uncle hiro’s business is taken care of.
Nanami:Okay okay stop talking about her she's coming this (whispers yells) Be natural!!
Azusa:  Hello....Katherine…
Nanami: (gasp) KATHERINE?!! Is this the infamous katherine you hate!
Azusa: I never said that! Don't instigate. Go run off with your brother and have a seat.
Katherine: Hello Mrs. Akita (bows)
Nanami: (hides behind azusa) Stay away you witch replaced with a b!!!
Azusa: Nanami!
Nanami: What that's what you said though…
Azusa: (crouches down) that doesn't mean-
Masahiro: (standing behind) what's going on down here?
And of course just my luck hiro comes…
Azusa: Nothing, just having a girl talk..
Masahiro: Oh really? What about…
Nanami: Uncle Hiro,Auntie Azusa said that your PA Katherine is a witch with a b! Auntie Azusa told me that I should not have said that so i'll apologize to Pa KAtherine….
Nanami: Sorry… (bows slightly to appease her uncle)can feel his deadly aura))
Masahiro: Why don't the three of you wait for me in the car. I have to have a word with Katherine…
AZusa: (whispers)What did I tell you about opening your big mouth child!?
Nanami: Im sorry! I got nervous because uncle hiro is scarry ya know…
Azusa: Yeah I know,now come on.
(with Masahiro)
I shook my head again. Those two are a pain in my side. I often wonder what in the hell I'm going to do with her sometimes.
KAtherine: Your wife seemed pleasant didn't she. I thought you said she doesn't have any bad feelings toward me.
Masahiro: She doesn't…
Katherine: Oh really? SO that was her being nice.. 
Masahiro: What do you want me to say, my wife has a thing with the name Katherine, it's nothing personal.
Katherine: But why though? You cheat on her?
Masahiro: Of course not, lets just say she was triggered and is now permanently scarred by it.
Katherine: I know that!
Masahiro: SO why did you ask?
KAtherine; Because how am I supposed to work knowing that with the flick of your wife’s word im fired!
Masahiro:She doesn't control my career, so dont worry.
Katherine You and I both know that your whipped… what power does she not have over you.
Masahiro: (sighs)  I'll talk to her about it okay, dont worry, ill handle the problem.
Katherine: Fine. Anyways have a goodnight.
Masahiro: Of course you too (smiles)
Katherine: (rolls her eyes and leaves)see you tomorrow sir.
I walked toward the car with the kid sand Azusa looking at me.. I smiled and leaned over to kiss her but she turned her head away and turned the radio on….
(Azusa)
Azusa: Hurry up I promised the kids ice cream dessert, it's getting late and they haven't had dinner so can you hurry.
Masahiro: Alright then (looks at her)
Nanami: Auntie Azusa Is mad at you but doesn't want to yell at you in front of us!!
Kouta: (hits her arm) shush and mind your business. Take a nap why don't you.
Azusa: Kouta you shouldn't hit girls, even if shes your annoying sister.
Nanami: Yeah! Wait a minute auntie that's not nice…(pouts) \\
Masahiro: (places a hand on her thigh) We all know that your aunt isn't very nice (smirks then places his hands back on the the wheel)
Azusa: Why don't you focus on the road, or something..
Masahiro: I'm always careful, you need to trust me she's not a threat, and is good at her job.
Azusa: Yeah I know but still I hate that name… Its not her that I hate, its the name .
Masahiro: Mhm, I know  I know. Can I have my kiss now?
Azusa: (smirks) Nope I don’t think so lover boy.
Masahiro: Well is I don’t get a kiss then we aren’t having ice cream.
Kouta: You can’t punish us just because your wife doesn’t want to shower you with affection.
Nanami: exactly that’s so unfair and unjust.
Hiro: That’s true. Alright you guys win, but you have to eat all of your dinner and the vegetables.
Nanami: great just great….
Kouta: vegetables aren’t as bad as you make them.
Nanami: I thought we were gonna get pizza though?
Masahiro: Huh? No I’ll just cook something tonight. That stuff isn’t good for you so we’ll head to the grocery store then home.
Nanami: ugh, but i'm so hungry
Azusa: how about we get some Ice Cream as a little snack so you won’t die.
Kouta: that’s a bad idea she’s had a sugar problem.
Azusa: what’s the worst that can happen.
When I say that damn girl was bouncing off the damn walls, that girl was bouncing all over the damn place. Sometimes I wonder why I end upon these types of situations. I should have just listened to Kouta. Note to future self, always listen to Kouta.
Masahiro: babe, I could have told you she was going to act this way.
Azusa: I just wanted her to live her best life hiro.
Kouta: that’s not suited for a beast of her nature.
Azusa: How much longer until she crashes?
Kouta: during dinner most likely.
Masahiro: Well let’s hurry, I am almost done here.
After setting out the ingredients for dinner me and hiro quickly made the rice and served baked fish steamed in onions. After serving the kids we quickly joined them  and got them in the ready for a bath and then off to bed. We made this huge pillow fort in front of the tv, we laughed, played video games, pillow fights. Of course after Hiro grabbed his guitar to lull them to sleep. They looked like precious angels. We quickly and quietly snuck.
Masahiro: That was exhausting. You ready for bed?
Azusa: yeah,but I’m gonna send Mimori and Keitaro a quick text though. ( sits in bed)
Masahiro:Mhm (pull shirt off and turns off his lamp, then plops himself on in the bed)
This guy going to sleep without me… I turned off my light and snuggled up to him.
Azusa: are you that tired?
Masahiro:(wraps arms around her) yes,(opens one eyes and looks at her) what's wrong?
Azusa: nothing’s wrong.
Masahiro: You have that look on your face though, just tell me what’s bothering you.
Azusa: do you think it’s weird that you don’t have any kids?
Masahiro: No. Our schedules are too busy as of right now to fully nurture the idea of a child. (Laughs) I thought you don’t want any kids? Is this your way of asking me to make a baby with you?
Azusa: (tries to push him away) no, I was just wondering if we seemed weird. Maybe we're too work oriented?
Masahiro: (pulls her closer and peppers kisses on her face and neck and to the collarbone.) I.Don't.think.so
Azusa: Anyways (turns away from him) night hiro nice talk we had.
Masahiro: I’m not sleepy anymore and l to think of this as your punishment for not giving me my kiss .
Azusa: Well I am, so night! (Pulls cover her head)
Masahiro:(straddles her and pulls the blanket off her)...
Azusa: What? Why are staring at me like that. Ha…ha
Masahiro: (smirks) you’re such a tease.
Azusa: get off of me!
Masahiro: (grabs her hands and tried to pin them over her head)
Azusa: (laughs and fights back) hiro stop playing.
Masahiro: someone is feeling brave tonight isn’t she. (Releases a snort)
We ended up on the floor falling with a loud thump. We stayed still for a moment and I busted out laughing looking down at hiro under me. Don’t know how that happened but I’m glad someone took the fall.
Masahiro: you know..
Azusa:.. what?
Masahiro: if you’re thinking about having a baby I wouldn’t be opposed to that idea. You know that right?
Azusa: oh… yeah (shook and slightly embarrassed)
Nanami: What are you doing on top of uncle hiro?
Kouta: nanami… don’t burst into their room, that’s inappropriate.
Nanami: well I heard a big thud so I wanted to see if a ghost came and ate them.
Kouta: (sighs)
Azusa: (stands up) what are you two doing up?
Kouta: Nanami got frightened by the thud, she’s a light sleeper.
Masahiro: (stands up) alright off to bed seriously. It’s late. I’m sorry we woke you two up.
Kouta: it’s fine. It wasn’t that big of deal. Nanami is over dramatic.
Nanami: no I am not. Uncle hiro tell Kota I am not over dramatic.
Masahiro: Why do I have to do that?
Nanami: because he only listens to you.
Masahiro: (ruffles his hair)
Nanami: I say we slip in here with you two!
Kouta: I wouldn’t mind.
Masahiro: well I do because I want to cuddle my wife.
Nanami: why?
Masahiro: because she’s comfortable to cuddle.
Nanami: why?
Masahiro: Nanami.
Nanami: what?
Masahiro: stop saying why.
Nanami:...why?
Masahiro: (sighs) fine just get in the bed.
Kouta: pardon our intrusion.
Nanami: yip yip yippee!!
Masahiro: now if your going to sleep in here you have to be quiet. Don’t snore and definitely don’t drool on my pillows.
Azusa: don’t listen to your uncle after a while when he falls into a deep sleep he snores so if that the case he has to leave too.
Nanami: ha, in your face uncle hiro.
Kouta:(puts the pillow over her face) goodnight.
Me and hiro looked at each other and then the 4 of us fell asleep.
The next morning
Day 2
I had woken up first on this morning. They looked so cute snuggled all over hiro. I laughed and took a picture quickly sending it to Mimori and Keitaro. I placed my phone down and decided that i would
Get up and make breakfast for them seeing that hiro did make dinner last night.
As I left the bathroom and made my way into the kitchen I decided that to go ahead and get the pots out and ready. I was going to make omelettes with some toast and drink tea.


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