Once upon a time there was an ogre named Jacob and his trustworthy steed named Brennen Philip. Brennen Philip was the best and most noble horse in the land it could talk very well but only to the ogre and no one else. They had a curse that the evil pig had put on them it was that they had to guard the golden carrot from anyone or anything that tried to take this magical object. But the evil pig forgot one thing that now that this curse was in place he himself could not get the golden carrot without lifting the curse. One day they ate the carrot anyway and left. In a distant land there was a bad storm coming that was sent by the gods of the earth to retrieve this carrot. To stop the gods it would take everyone in the little village of tikimowe but not all want to help most of them just went back to normal life. So they had a plan to peacefully give it back find out what happens when you read the rest.
Once upon a time one orge and his trustworthy steed brennen philip were sent on a quest to a land called tikimowe and never returned. The quest was to find the golden carrot and return it to its rightful place of Mowertiki. When they got off of the sailboat they were captured by pirates from ice age and put in jail. They spent 4 years in there making a plan to escape they were tortured everyday but they wouldn't give where there home was. On the date of february 18 Brennen Phillips birthday they escaped they were not discovered until the next morning when the guards come to look for them. They were already long gone by then or at least the guards thought so. But the truth was they were still on the island trying to sneak into the temple of carrots. There was a widow at the top were they could get in but that was were the evil pig slept every night and where he took his 3:30 naps so they just walked in the front door. They tried to steal the golden carrot the most valuable thing in the whole ocean. The evil pig was awake from his nap and put a curse on them. The curse was that they could not let anyone touch the carrot until the curse was broken. Which could only be done if they told the evil pig where they came from but they wouldn't so they spent years there until one day the pig wanted to eat the carrot. Only he knew what powers it had but they wouldn't let him have it because they couldn't or the curse would kill them so the pig had to find a way to get to the carrot without them finding out. So his top scientists worked on a complicated plan for months with tests and all the plans never worked. One day they had a plan that 6 people would fall through the ceiling than the evil pig would walk in the front door and steal it. They didn't test this plan they just went for it. They tried this plan but when they all went in the carrot wasn't there the ogre and the horse had eaten it the day before. They turned into powerful beasts named shrek and donkey and they were finally able to leave. They could leave because no one had stolen the carrot they had eaten it. When they left they wondered around town for a while because no one noticed who they were they looked completely different. After about a couple hours of freedom they tried to steal a boat to get back to tikimowe and that's when they saw it the air started to get thicc and the water started to get rough. Then they realized that it was really dark at the island they saw the storm and heard the voice from the sky “ We are coming for you you have the greatest power ever and we have come to retrieve it if its not there we will destroy the island.” They had to warn all the people and the evil pig of the island movertiki so they went back to the evil pig. He captured them but let them explain themselves they said that they broke out because they heard all the thunder and wanted to see what it was and warn the island. The evil pig gathered all of the townspeople and they told them. “The gods have created the storm to retrieve me and donkey we need to stop it.”  But the towns people didn't even care they just went back to there houses and everything went back to normal. Soon they called the doctor down and they took this potion that made them puke up the carrot. They had to put it back together and they handed it to the gods as soon as they showed up in the storm. The gods were happy with the nonviolent approach that the village had. They granted them peace so Jacob and Brennen Philip had a great life with there new best friend the evil pig. The gods also became friends with them and granted them all one wish a peice. The evil pig asked for a lifetime supply of carrots, Brennen Philip asked for a girl and house even though it was two wishes they let it slide and finally jacob asked for something that would change everything. He asked them if they could bring both of the villages closer so the could build a bridge so he could have easy travel. They granted all of the wishes Brennen Philip walked around with his new chick Norma and his new house for the both of them he would be happy for the rest of his life. The evil big had this big vault made that he could store all his carrots in which was basically just a giant refrigerator he would also be happy. Than Jacob who did not ask for a new girl, house, or a lifetime supply of carrots would also be happy. But he would be the happiest because he got the greatest gift of all time his family back and they all lived happily ever after.