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Banan-Not in My House!
“I’m Shankweesha and I’m FAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOLUS!”
The whole crowd started to yell at the monkey with the pink headband, the gold chains, and the two bracelets labeled swag on them. All were applauding Shankweesha for her crazy dance and karate moves. Shankweesha could do various flips, splits, windmills, whip, nae-nae, jerk, charlie brown, twist, walk it out, lip gloss, and many more. In fact, people called her “The Dancing Monkey Goddess”. But one day, this Goddess was disturbed. There were two monkeys who was very jealous of Shankweesha, their names were Bullshia and Mark,
The two monkeys stared at Shankweesha from faraway in their tree, “I hate Shankweesha!”yelled Bullshia and Mark.
“We should do something to destroy Shankweesha, to make people hate her for the rest of her life,” Mark suggested.
“ I agree. Maybe we can make all of Shankweesha’s bananas ripe?” said Bullshia.
“No Bullshia stop being such a brainless-moronic-banana-thinking-animal and think like a smart monkey!”
Mark's eyes suddenly shifted towards the Elephants area of the zoo. One elephant that was quietly sleeping in its cage, took Mark's attention because of its built structure and its strong odor of elephant poop.
“Follow me,” Mark implied as he was beginning to climb trees.
Mark and Bullshia began to jump from tree to tree to try to escape their zoo cage. Once they escaped they headed to the Elephant’s cage carefully like spies. And they arrived at the Elephant.
“Psst, yo big elephanto, grey B-I-G, it was all a dream, I used to read Monkey Maga-”
“WHAT DO YOU WANT!”yelled the elephant.
“If you hate Shankweesha please stand up!” Bullshia sang in an Emi-monkey voice.
“Shut up Bullshia you can't make rap references!”
Slowly, the elephant standed up.
“I, hate, Shankweesha,” The Elephant announced.
Mark began to smile, while Bullshia was still singing the whole Emi-monkey song. Both Mark and the Elephant knew that they were both born to defeat Shankweesha and make her never dance ever again. Mark told the Elephant seven words.
“Break the cage, and beat up Shankweesha.”
“ROOOOOARRRRR!”
The Elephant broke the metal cage like the weight was a fly and began sprinting towards Shankweesha. Shankweesha noticed The Elephant coming towards her and she said,” Not in my house!”
Shankweesha punched The Elephant dead straight in the face. The Elephant was on the ground, knocked out and usually before elephants are knocked out, their life flashes before their eyes. This big grey, long trunked animal realized that he was meant to attack Shankweesha because now he was able to break the cage, so other animals could escape.
Moral:Everything happens for a reason.

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I did not make the basketball team, but I later got a lead in the school play. I thought that everything happens for a reason because if I made the basketball team, I would have never gotten a lead in the school play. I admit, I kind of went over board with this story.