Level one: to complete level one you have to have some sort of candy bowl sitting outside your door. Put any type of candy in it, maybe you can find some little sweets in between your couch cushions.
For a few bonus points take a piece of paper and write “take one” on it and set it in front of the bowl.
Level two: just as simple as level one except that the bowl of candy is now inside your house next to the door. The candy is also a little better.
Finish off by getting a few of those fun, stick-squishy Halloween decorations and arrange the on any door windows or windows facing the street.
Level three: now it’s time for your garden to play a part, get some of those garden grave stones and put at least two of them in your garden or front yard.
For a little extra get some of those fake spider webs and crazily throw them over any bush or tree.
Bonus: get the colored spider webs.
Level four: now you’ve earned the title ‘Average Decorator’ but if you want to be remembered go out and stock your candy bowl with a variety of king sized candy bars. The neighbors will loathe you for getting all the attention on Halloween.
Level five: level five has two options; cutesy Halloween or scary Halloween.
If you choose to do cute you need to show up everyone within the next three block radius. Get those blow-up decorations of puffy purple spiders and giant friendly mummies. Don’t get just one you need two or three in order to show off your dominant alpha decorating skills.
For scary you need to go all out. Kids need to wet their pants before they reach the front door. You have to find the most realistic decorations out there. Get fake dead bodies and severed heads. Hanging skeleton ghosts that will make sounds when they sense movement are perfect for Halloween.
Congratulations! If you passed level five you win! Now you just have to keep those creep-tastic decorations somewhere in your house until next year. It makes for great fun if Christmas is hosted at your house; little Johnny goes to put his coat in your closet and a bloody head falls on him and now you have to clean your carpet.