Valentines gifts, more presents on your birthday, and the whole population wrapped around your finger are some of the things you should expect to receive when your peers love you. Just imagine being at the top of the world with everyone bowing down at your feet waiting for you to give them commands. Why work when you can get “your friends” to do your work for you? So if you never want to lift a finger ever again and you want everyone to love you, buy my "Be Loved Without Having to Love" DVD sequel for just $99.99 for every DVD.

1: Compliment everyone. How do you feel when someone compliments you? You feel good right? Like the cat who ate the canary? You wouldn’t even suspect the person complimenting you of being a manipulating mastermind. Nothing gets into a persons mind better than a believable lie that makes them feel good.

2: Appeal to everyone. Just imagine how many people will worship you when you actually pay attention to them. When you alternate your schedule you have enough time to help everyone with what they need. Commit to study groups with the dweebs weekdays and party with the cool people over the weekend. If you play to everyone’s strengths everyone will love you, just make sure you don’t mix up dates.

3: Live your life as a doormat. Do whatever anyone tells you to do when they tell you ASAP, as soon as possible. When the jocks tell you to be their chauffeur after a party, do it without arguing, in fact volunteer to do their dirty work, but once you are the most loved person in the world make your minions do the dirty work for you. Also, when the nerds ask you to participate in their mathletes team you say yes without any hesitation, they won’t even expect that you were lying when you come up with a cold the day before the competition.


4: Keep a secret. You know that all people have secrets, so when Bob tells you” I like Sally” keep the secret to yourself and especially keep the secret when Sally tells you ”I hate Bob”. You never want an argument to arouse it would probably sound like this, “I hate you Bob” or “You won’t go out with me just because you like Bill”. And when the nerds tell you of their plan for their science fair project keep your lips sealed. Everyone will believe you are trustworthy and love you for ever.

5: Adjust your sense of humor to fit everyone else’s. When there comes a chance for a joke; say it before you forget it. Nerds love when you say jokes involving an educational importance. And when it comes to the jocks just say something that makes fun of someone

6: Apologize first for everything. Your apology should sound like this, “I am so sorry I did what I did. I didn’t mean to. Can you please forgive me?” After phrasing your apology like this, everyone will look at you as good person and think that you are aware of your mistakes. Plus, they will not suspect that you were lying and think that you were telling the truth.

7: Help people when they need it. Ninety-nine percent of the time, the only thing nerds need help with is pointers on how to get a date. And in reality, all jocks want of you is for you to do their homework. So manage your time so you can complete all of your tasks and get them back to the people on time.

8: Allow people to rely on you. On occasion you have to be able to commit to doing something for someone else. For example, when someone asks you if you could do something for them, make that you main priority. If you forget about your promise people will look at you as a bad person.

9: Act as the most optimistic person in the world. When people are really bothering you by doing something that really annoys you don't get mad and yell, make something good out of it. I am always trying to not be bothered with these two people in my class, whose names will remain anonymous. They are constantly chattering and giggling. So, in math they sat behind me and I heard them making fun of a character in a book I had read and so instead of turning around and telling them to shut up I chimed in and gave them my opinion of the character.


10: Smile for everything. When you walk into a room have a smile on your face, even if you are not happy. If people see you smiling they will think you are happy and when your peers think you are happy, your happiness seems to capture their senses and ultimately they will be happy. Honestly, I don't like spending time with depressing, dismal people with puffy red eyes and snot oozing from their noses and I would much rather be around people with a smile on their face.


So after following these few steps you will be the most loved person compared to all of your colleagues. You should plan on never lifting a finger again and having everyone love you. So buy my “Be Loved Without Having to Love" DVD sequel.
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