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Have you ever wondered why your perfect plans are shattered? Why a seemingly perfect romance ended? Why good luck strikes at strange times? Why life seems like a bunch of meaningless chaos?

There is a very simple answer to all of these questions. We were created by an ancient race of aliens and are nothing but characters in their stories, created to alleviate their boredom.

As soon as they are old enough to write, they are given a computer software program and a manual with only the most basic rules of their writing universe. In order to create a new character, they must collaborate with other aliens to make sure two human parents give birth to a child. This child will be under their control from the moment it is born until the moment it dies.

You are always subject to the whims of your creator. Everything you say, everything you do is controlled by them. Usually, the aliens have jotted down things they want to happen during your lifetime. But some aliens detest this and make random decisions as to where your life will go. This is where chaos comes from.

Our planet is relatively new, but the aliens have become bored with it. The best writers among them have declared that the Earth is a cliché, boring universe. They have decided they want to write in a new, more exciting world, so they have taken a special vote. It was this vote that decided how our world will end.

“Why don’t we let a black hole swallow their planet?”

“Nah, we’ve done that already.”

“What if the Earth spontaneously combusts?”

“That’s way too cliché!”

“Okay, why don’t we knock their planet out of orbit and send it crashing into the sun?”

“That’s a stupid idea.”

“Fine. How about we give all their world leaders bad cases of paranoia and see what happens?”

“Sure. Why not?”

And so, our world will not end with a bang, but with slow decay. Our increasingly paranoid world leaders will declare war on each other and humanity will slowly die out. But, since the aliens lost all interest in us, we have gained something we never had before: free will. It is now up to us to decide our fates—and the fate of our planet.

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Fabala_G said...
Jan. 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Wow this was creative!! I love it! Also almost persuasive, you make the idea of aliens controlling our lives seem almost plausible! This was great!
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Jan. 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Thanks for commenting! :)
TheGirlWhoDancesWithSnowflakes said...
Jan. 8, 2012 at 5:03 pm
First, I want to point out how difficult it is for me to give a critique on this story. The plot was original, humourous, and light, though it was short. I liked the idea of all the bad things that haplened in humanity's lives revolved around the aliens who "wrote out" the humans' lives. I also liked the overall tone of the story; it was not stiff or boring, and it kept my attention to the very end. I also like how you had no grammatical or punctuation mistakes. It makes me incredibly happy to s... (more »)
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Jan. 8, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Thanks very much for the detailed critique! I'm still working on yours.
TheGirlWhoDancesWithSnowflakes replied...
Jan. 8, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Ah! The reason it's difficult to critique is because there is nothing I can correct. :)
Chrysaora said...
Jan. 3, 2012 at 9:04 pm
It's an interesting idea. I would suggest reading a story called Childhood's End, by Arthur C. Clarke. It runs on almost the same lines, but differently. I liked this story though. It tells us to take control of our own destinies and such. Very good!
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Jan. 4, 2012 at 8:31 am
Thanks for commenting! :)
RunningNDfree said...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I was confused at first because I was thinking in a human mindset and not a foreigner but then I understood. It is a very interesting concept to grasp. Maybe our world will end like that...
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Thanks for commenting! :)
satellite23 said...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Very interesting idea, and i liked the political bash at the end. It was, in a way, 'punk,' which i love writing and reading about. It was just a bit too short and felt like there was something missing.
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Thanks for the thoughtful comment! :) I appreciate your take on it, especially since I didn't intentionally write it to be 'punk.'
WolfofDarkness said...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm
This was very interesting. Makes me wonder if we really are being controlled by aliens. Good job.
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Jan. 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Thanks for commenting! :)
Jetsrock10210 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Dec. 30, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Intriguing plot, great use of metaphor to eventually come up with a striking thesis. Keep up the good work! :)
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Dec. 30, 2011 at 9:14 pm
Thanks for commenting! :)
emma88 said...
Dec. 30, 2011 at 3:56 pm
really creative and a great idea
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Dec. 30, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Thank you very much! :)
ShayleeMar said...
Dec. 28, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Interesting. Almost creepy, like the part about paranoid world leaders.
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Dec. 28, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Thanks! :)
Angaliene said...
Dec. 27, 2011 at 5:21 pm
THIS IS SO WEIRD....I love it. Five stars.
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Dec. 27, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Thanks very much! :)
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