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If I Ran the Pet Shop

My Dad was a Policeman But not anymore. He now owns his very own Pet Store. It’s really quite fun! On my way home from school I run and I run. Up Bumblebee Street and down the way...

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always, i will

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important, unknown

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Problems Disappearing

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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The man with a House

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If I were the fire...

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America, home of the brave

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