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That One Guy

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When you have no chance with a guy. You can't tell yourself a lie. He is a football player, and I'm just a swimmer. If only he would just notice me, I just might die.

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Being Tall Your Enemy

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Cause You Turned 15

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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If I were the fire...

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