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When I met you, I wasn't planning on falling in love. I wasn't planning on feeling so attracted to someone, but you awakened the feelings inside of me that I'd fogotten existed....
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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Thoughts are mistaken for many plots. When you think, others think not. Ideas are tarnished as you soliloquize. Eccentric as you know it, you realize; Cynical but sweet gestures relax your mind...