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My Dad was a Policeman But not anymore. He now owns his very own Pet Store. It’s really quite fun! On my way home from school I run and I run. Up Bumblebee Street and down the way...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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The sun and the sea
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The rain came pouringAs they lay snoringDeep in dreams Of shouting and screamsChildren crying, bridges fallingCars crashing, French fries crawlingPeople flying People dyingAll through the nightThey...