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When you have no chance with a guy. You can't tell yourself a lie. He is a football player, and I'm just a swimmer. If only he would just notice me, I just might die.
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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Close your eyes and picture this A Thanksgiving dinner filled with bliss, Relatives hugging and laughing with cheer Sounds like cards slapping, and kids playing near Aromatic scents of cake...