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He Was Only Three This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

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My brother was already three Yet he still could not say “potty” I would call and squeal his dear name But received not a glance from he My brother was already three When aware doctors...

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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If I were the fire...

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America, home of the brave

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Woes of a Wardrobe This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

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Have you ever tried to be a wardrobe? Well, try standing up 24/7 It's anything but heaven Super uncomfortable, right? Well, there's more – Being a wardrobe is such a bore I can't see...

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