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Lemonade

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A lazy day upon the bay, Nothing to do, nothing to say, No places to be, no things to see; No thoughts to chew; no bills for me. Cool lemonade in my throat Compliments my rocking boat,...

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Two Stars and the Moon

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Hurt

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Darkness to Light

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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The man with a House

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If I were the fire...

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America, home of the brave

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