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as your strapped in the adrenaline rush, the water around you begins to gush' as your dropped in you are chilled by the cold, thats when you start to fell a little bold, as you pop out of the...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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Unit 1 There was a young boy named Graham Rodham – Well, there was before Kilogram shot him, He killed one gram, then four, Then one thousand more, Killed a kilo before someone caught him!...