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Articles and Art by JesusandHisLawyers:

A Lament on Heterosexals
Opinion section, Teen Ink
Electric Sheep
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Satan and the Problem of Evil
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Business Ventures with Hades
Fiction section, Teen Ink

JesusandHisLawyers's Favorite Personal Quote:

"who the fuck has a favorite personal quote what does that even mean" - me, just now.

Favorite books: The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Slaughter House Five, Romeo & Juliet, Invisible Monsters, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe 
Favorite authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Chuck Palaniuck, David Sedaris, William ShakesQUEER ah ha i'm so clever 
Favorite music albums: Dig Me Out (Sleater-Kinney), The Downward Spiral (Nine Inch Nails), The Empire Strikes First (Bad Religion), Feminist Sweepstakes (Le Tigre) 
Favorite music artists: Bikini Kill/Kathleen Hanna in general, Dead Kennedys, Eels, The Grateful Dead, Kimya Dawson 
Favorite movies: Fried Green Tomatoes(Jon Avnet), Romeo + Juliet (Luhrmann), Detatchment (Tony Kaye), Waking Life (Linklater), In & Out (Frank Oz) 
Favorite movie stars: Jodie Foster, Lucy Lawless, Laura Prepon, Lucy Liu, William Shatner star of my heart 
Favorite TV shows: Star Trek: The Original Series, House M.D., Xena: Warrior Princess, Hannibal, Shameless (US) 
Favorite actors: William Shatner??? Yes???, LUCY LAWLESS???, Hugh Dancy, Noel Fisher, Robert Sean Leonard 
Favorite gadgets: my computer's name is nora, my phone works sometimes so that's cool, microwaves, A/C is the best thing ever invented i live in texas it's so hot, idk vaccines 
Favorite hobbies: Writing, Debate (like, i'm on an actual debate team), ignoring my problems until they go away, repressing all human emotional, being a really angry radical feminist 

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