The Secret Life of the American Teenager

August 4, 2009
You know the feeling you get when you see a well-made TV show, with great acting and an intriguing plot? Be prepared to bid adieu to that wonderful emotion before you sit down to see the atrocious monstrosity of a television show that is “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.” Created by Brenda Hampton in 2008, “Secret Life” makes it a goal to find any teenage cliché and exploit it – various times.

The show centers around 15 year-old Amy Juergens, a teenager who is saddled with an unplanned pregnancy. Though Amy only does the deed once, it turns out that once is more than enough for her uterus to start cooking up a baby. The first season follows her pregnancy, and the second season – so far- chronicles her exploits as a teenage mother.

If ABC Family's purpose in airing this show was to send teenagers the message that all teenagers are immature, whiny, sex-driven animals, they struck gold. Amy Juergens is the very picture of selfish immaturity; ninety percent of the show is centered on her whiny, judgmental comments. There are no redeeming qualities whatsoever in this character, a sad fact that ruins the already comatose show.

Maybe if “Secret Life” had semi-decent acting, it would be more interesting. No, instead, we get dull, scripted actions that simply increase the growing urge to bash your head against the TV. What started as a follow up to increasingly popular films such as Juno turned into a stilted, abysmal joke of a show. If there was ever a show that jumped the shark before it even began, this would be it. However, if you have a hunger for shows that drag, and characters that whine almost as much as the overpaid actors that play them, then “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” is for you!

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Lily">This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
today at 9:01 pm
I loved this!
B">This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Dec. 18, 2017 at 4:06 am
Angeles2003 said...
Nov. 29, 2017 at 7:11 pm
I'm in love with this show! My friends and I all watched it together, we loved the relationships between all the characters. Their were so many moments where we couldn't even believe Adrian did what she did! Overall I'm Saying I loved this Show!!
KeriLee said...
Jan. 11, 2016 at 1:50 pm
This is a good review and does the TV show justice. My sister and I watched it and gave up because we hated the everything about Amy's character.
LiveNaika said...
Dec. 29, 2014 at 4:34 pm
The character Amy Juergens is quite annoying and the character does not grow at all throughout the series, I agree with that but it's also a great show. I kinda like the romantic relationship with Ricky and Amy till the end.
SallySunshine said...
Nov. 4, 2014 at 2:54 pm
annette said...
Nov. 4, 2014 at 2:51 pm
ima lost in this book suff but ok
Brooks said...
Mar. 21, 2013 at 8:57 am
ok that show is so awsome that is one of my favorite show's!!
Smarticals101 said...
Feb. 21, 2012 at 11:25 am
I totally agree with you.
Emmmmmie said...
Dec. 8, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Soooo... i LOVE this show. i honestly do. i just love all the drama, and the little fights, and the stupid things they do that they later "regret". But after reading this review i laughed sooooo hard. this is honestly so true, but this is why i love it. the acting is the worst,but although the acting IS horrible, the points are whats true. I look forward to monday nights on ABC Family, and every new season. I love the first days and the last days of the season when they play all the shows all da... (more »)
RedStory said...
Nov. 27, 2011 at 10:14 pm
This made me laugh so hard. The show has made it's message obviously clear: don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant, and die. (Mean Girls reference). The characters have no substance whatsoever; all they ever seem to do on this show is have sex or talk about having sex. I know that is what people think actually occupy a teenagers mind 24/7, I just didn't think they would make a show about it. It feels as though the actors are just reading off a telepromptor; all they ever do is cite their li... (more »)
SallySunshine replied...
Nov. 4, 2014 at 2:52 pm
wow thats really awsome
gemar said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Although you have some good points, i pretty much completely disagree. Yes this show presents some bad influence, and has whining, but the show itself, as a WHOLE is good. I believe that even though you have a bad influence there, doesnt mean you have to repeat it? I mean, anyone who has good morals and is strong can avoid situations like these, or if they are in these situations, just be able to say "No"! I hope i did not offend anyone by this, this is just merely my opinion. But a nicely writt... (more »)
boo2 said...
Sept. 22, 2011 at 9:13 am
this an't just for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BreakMyEmotions said...
Sept. 15, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Honestly, I love this show. The plot sucks and so do the actors and actresses; though, I do feel they've gotten better over the years.

The reason why I love this show is because it can be so bad and overly dramatic and full of cliche that it ends up being hilarious; I end up cackling to myself.

Boy, I love this show.

Skreid said...
Aug. 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm
THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS.  My friend made me watch it with her and the entire time I felt like i was just going to die because this show was so bad.  Finally someone understands!
ShontelleSymone said...
Jul. 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Oh I hate shows like these! They give off the messege that its okay to be pregnant at age 16! C'mon America, where is your dignity? Or did that go out the window with pride, rights, and love?
birdcage2 said...
Jul. 28, 2011 at 11:47 pm
this show is the worst. its so cheesey the acting sucks and it like dr, phil. ugh its like being in health class or something.  no one likes this show but little kids who are ganna get pregnet at 16
beautifuldisaster18 said...
Jul. 17, 2011 at 12:28 am
Teenage pregnancy is a big deal nowadays and I believe the show was created to show, in someway, what it's like dealing with that. Yes, Amy may e selfish. But we're all selfish. Even when you have a baby you will still have natural selfish tendencies. They don't just go away. In the show Amy is fifteen. She doesn't know what to do. She's learning! She would be just like most teenage mothers in reality.
kirakhazelwood said...
Jul. 14, 2011 at 7:48 pm
DAREN KAGASOFF IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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