I watch you sleep,
And hear you weep.
You eat ice cream on Sundays,
And tacos on Mondays.
I
am
your stalker
You have a dog named Tracey
Your sister is Macy.
A cat named bubbles.
You love the game Sticks,
and give your lollipops three licks.
You love your stuffed dog.
You once got a frog,
But didn't tell your mother.
Uggggg, your brother,
He found out,
About the frog in your room,
That croaked at the moon
It was soon he would find out.
He’s a light sleeper.
You could have hid it deeper
But, hey, that’s my opinion
See the thing is
it’s dangerous
Out on the street walking home
Because I know you rome.
Crazy people seep
And could give you a leap.
But don’t worry I’ll be THERE,
And I care.
I am,
Your stalker.
You chat too much.
Get in trouble as such,
Your Dad takes away your stuff,
And your Mom sends you to your room,
So tough
I’m sorry I can’t do more.
I know you just lay on your floor.
You sing to songs,
And I sing along,
Outside your window.
When you cry, you go eat fries.
If you get tired I can always help,
But when I ask you said,
You’d rather eat kelp.
When I give you pie,
You say you’d rather eat a fly.
I am,
Your Stalker