I’ve never seen a halfling in the flesh
Cut my teeth on evil rings in Mordor
And I’m not proud of my address
In a big old shire, no hobbit hole empty

But everyday is like gold ring, Gandalf, tripping over mushrooms
Blood mad orcses tracking down the Fellowship
We don’t care, we’ll get to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like Nazgul, dwarf mines, presents from the elf queen
Rowboats, rock path, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care, yeah we just walk straight up in there

Cause we’re going to Mordor (Mordor)
We’re the people out of luck
Adventure filled with blood and guts
Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas
Let me be a hero (hero)
You can call me Frodo
And baby its mine, its mine, its mine, its mine
Let me have my precious