If you have water, would you please put it in the air?
That field trip yesterday was so insane I wish we taped it.
We learned bout history and went on a nature hike.
Drink my water and listen to a lecture on cocaine, even my good friends can be a pain.
Pass out at 9, wake up at 6.
Go to school and get my kicks.
Man, I love 6th grade!

I wanna go to Hallinan for the rest of my life
Blow off homework and buy wintogreens
Most everything is what is seems cuz that’s the way we do it at K-6 schools!

So fill up my water bottle, let’s play truth or dare
I am a beast at 4 square and kickball
Throw it however you want, I’ll beat you all.

Woke up today and all I could say was,
That field trip yesterday was so insane I wish we taped it.
We learned bout history and went on a nature hike.
Drink my water and listen to a lecture on cocaine, even my good friends can be a pain.

Pass out at 9, wake up at 6
Go to school and get my kicks
Man, I love 6th grade!
AYYYYYYYYYY!
I love drinking!
WATERRRRRRRRR!
I love people!
AYYYYYYYYYYY!
And I love 6 th grade!

I can’t tell you what I learned in school, but I could give you a tip or two
Like, don’t eat the hot dogs cuz they’re bouncy ‘yall
And, don’t get a mean teacher for study hall
If someone ask you out, say no to him
When a girl texts you something mean, send it to the trash bin!

Woke up today and all I could say was,
That field trip yesterday was so insane I wish we taped it.
We learned bout history and went on a nature hike.
Drink my water and listen to a lecture on cocaine, even my good friends can be a pain.

Pass out at 9, wake up at 6
Go to school and get my kicks
Man, I love 6th grade!
AYYYYYYYYYY!
I love drinking!
WATERRRRRRRRR!
I love people!
AYYYYYYYYYYY!
And I love 6th grade!

If everyone would please put their water as high as they can
As high as they can
As high as they can!
And repeat after me:
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Fithies! Fithies! Fithies! Fithies!
Fithies! Fithies! Fithies! Fithies!
Cartwheel! Cartwheel! Cartwheel! Cartwheel!
Cartwheel! Cartwheel! Cartwheel! Cartwheel!

Man, I love 6th grade! I love it!
That field trip yesterday was so insane I wish we taped it.
We learned bout history and went on a nature hike.
Drink my water and listen to a lecture on cocaine, even my good friends can be a pain.

Do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?