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Ned
By Esmé GOLD
Petaluma, California

There once was a young man named Ned Who preferred men to women in bed When women would say "You shouldn't be gay", He'd say "That's not what your boyfriend said."
Esmé GOLD, Petaluma, California
10 articles 0 photos 4 comments
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#2242 Poetry
The Girl
By SaltCracker BRONZE
Austin, Texas
SaltCracker BRONZE, Austin, Texas
1 article 1 photo 0 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn&#039;t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn&#039;t be. And what it wouldn&#039;t be, it would. You see?&rdquo;<br /> Alice in Wonderland

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#2243 Poetry
My Dog Scout is a Bad Bad Boy
By jazzwarrior GOLD
Springfield, Missouri
jazzwarrior GOLD, Springfield, Missouri
19 articles 0 photos 40 comments

Favorite Quote:
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them. -A.A. Milne

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#2244 Poetry
Life is to Short
By Anonymous
#2245 Poetry
Find Me Don't Follow
By MadiBird PLATINUM
Warrenton, Virginia
MadiBird PLATINUM, Warrenton, Virginia
21 articles 1 photo 19 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;Hate isn&#039;t the opposite of love. Indifference is the opposite of love. Because if you hate, you still care.&quot;

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#2246 Poetry
dissensions
By 101toiletpaper BRONZE
Phx, Arizona
101toiletpaper BRONZE, Phx, Arizona
4 articles 1 photo 1 comment

Favorite Quote:
i want to live like this forever

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#2247 Poetry
Poem.
By flowersintheattic BRONZE
State College, Pennsylvania
flowersintheattic BRONZE, State College, Pennsylvania
4 articles 0 photos 0 comments
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#2248 Poetry
little girl of God
By johnwilson SILVER
Plymouth, Minnesota
johnwilson SILVER, Plymouth, Minnesota
5 articles 0 photos 0 comments
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#2249 Poetry
They Are Gone
By 26years BRONZE
Riverbank, California
26years BRONZE, Riverbank, California
2 articles 0 photos 0 comments
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#2250 Poetry
The Girl
By ccemaloglu BRONZE
Kocaeli, Other
ccemaloglu BRONZE, Kocaeli, Other
4 articles 0 photos 3 comments

Favorite Quote:
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

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