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banana
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my banana is broken and brown it is probably because my lunch kit got thrown around now i don't have a lunch and it feels like my stomach got a punch so today will be the day my not-eating chicken-strips streak goes away (more »)
When Time Ends
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My friend that came oh too soon, Remind me to stop and take a look at the moon. Every hour, minute, and second I saw, Seem to leave me more and more in awe. You are filled with regret, About something you did not let. Tick tick tock you... (more »)
A Baking Disaster
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Put the cookies here Leave the icing near We have less than an hour Hurry, give me the flour! Poof! Oh dear! (more »)
What is Christmas?
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Christmas is a time of great joy But all kids seem to remember is a toy Santa Claus is taught in school Instead of Jesus Christ who should rule We are taught of presents Instead of all of our blessings We only focus on the chilly weather... (more »)
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out of time
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Happiness combusts in the pit of despair Angry tantrums stay rested there Memories haunt with pain of the past Darkness lurks timing the spell they will cast Covering a blanket over innocent eyes Capturing the sounds of their deafening... (more »)
Keep Christ in Christmas
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As you push your overflowing cart, Please keep Jesus in you heart. The love that you think you are sharing, Cannot compare to the love Jesus is bearing. Even with flashing lights attracting you to the tree, Do not forget the Holy Family of... (more »)
How Not To Say Goodbye
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In my dorm, on my bed I ponder Where the future will lead me, close to home or way over yonder Leaving the people I love made me sick But soon I will be farther i depict And I cry and sit and wonder. The time has come, my loved ones forced... (more »)
Make A Change!
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Busy bees buzz around all day But because of overuse they live in dismay Until they die And everyone sighs Save the Bees I say! (more »)
The Brain
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You want to fly; it will give you wings. You can dream and live with help it brings. It helps you sing and sleep and smile, it helps you breathe, all the while. A pink brain lets you accomplish things. (more »)
Injecting
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When you pop that pill but don’t realize what you are affecting, those intricate brain pathways will keep from connecting. So while you are inhaling or smoking your drug of choice, all your brain needed to get high was that unspoken voice.... (more »)
Unknowing
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Your voice is relentless in my mind, yet my advances have declined. Replaying situations in my head, I realize I may have been misled. The human brain: enemy to mankind. (more »)
Three Young Astronauts
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From a young age, we aspired to explore We never did well in school, our minds were consumed with the unknown Stuck at home doing the daily chore Day dreaming about an adventure that will make our minds blown. At the age of twenty three, we... (more »)
cross country
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their once was a girl who wanted to race but she could not set her pase  she wanted to run  because she thought it would be fun  now she runs with grase  (more »)
Synesthesia
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Colored letters and numbers: feeling, touching, seeing. See the word white across your eyes, while downhill skiing. Hear colors, taste sounds, wind whipping is brown. Synesthesia makes enjoyable sightseeing. (more »)
Concussion
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Boom! Crash! Smack! Crack! Whack! Oh, I start to yak. I head to the doctors, holding my head. I cry at light and sound, I think it is red. I doze, all goes black. (more »)
Laugh Till Your Stomach Arches
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#1  There once was a kid that’s an airhead Who dreamt he was peeing his bed. He awoke with a scare, Looked down as he dared, And found it was poop instead.   #2 There once was an alien from black holes Who thought ‘Earth’ was... (more »)
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