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The Evil Goat
May 11, 2013
There once was an evil goat
Who had a horrible coat.
It was so smelly
Turned legs to jelly,
And the senses it did smote.
This horrible, horrible creature,
Had more than one bad feature,
As, its diet
Was a riot;
Rancid sushi it ate by the liter.
And also I might mention
Something that cause much tension.
You see, its eyes
Were as big as pies,
And red with infection.
This warning I have said
Because I don’t want you dead.
For if he is hungry
He will, quite bluntly,
Find a HUMAN to shred!
© Todd C., Wilmington, MA
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