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Ode to the Metric System MAG
Unit 1
 There was a young boy named Graham Rodham –
 Well, there was before Kilogram shot him,
 He killed one gram, then four,
 Then one thousand more,
 Killed a kilo before someone caught him!
 
 Unit 2
 On the corner lived old Isaac Newton,
 And it seemed that his wife did not suit him.
 No diamond nor joule
 Could salvage the fool;
 I think maybe one day she'll shoot him.
 
 Unit 3
 And much to historic delight,
 Here's a tale of brute strength and great might,
 For in 1803
 Was the War of Degree
 Betwixt Celsius and Fahrenheit.
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Wow. Best limerick I've read toda. You really stuck with the limerick scheme. So witty; I want to read it over and over again!
My favorite part was the play on words with gram (Graham) and then the mention of kilo instead of a thousand. Another favorite of mine was "diamond nor joule."
And War of Degree! Brilliant!
 
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