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My Cat

June 1, 2009
By Anonymous

I have a cat.
It ate my hat.
That cat is fat.
Did't think that cat could do that.
Now that cat climbed my bat.
I threw the bat with the cat.
That cat just keeps coming back.
How do I get rid of that cat?
Maybe if I get a rat.
Then the cat can't come back because I have a rat.
Darn the rat got trapped by the cat.
No more rat and I still have the cat!

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on Dec. 10 2020 at 1:53 pm
rainasmith222, Boulder, Colorado
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This is so cool! Love the way it all molds together. Keep on writing.

ximenaocampo said...
on Dec. 19 2019 at 4:01 pm
ximenaocampo, Sacramento, California
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I found funny how your trying to get rid of the cat but it just won't leave you alone. Keep on doing poems like these they're really good.

on Jun. 22 2019 at 5:57 pm
jakejh PLATINUM, Murphysboro, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
Don't set boundaries for yourself.
Because building boundaries is only going to keep you from doing the things you want to do.

I love this. Keep on writing really funny stuff.

on Oct. 22 2013 at 10:34 pm
LadyGrey SILVER, Ithaca, New York
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Favorite Quote:
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." --J.K. Rowling
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." --Oscar Wilde
"You're a f***ing potato." --Emilie Autumn

This isn't actually a limerick. The limerick rhyme scheme is AABBA, typically in five-line anapestic meter (two unstressed syllables followed by a stressed syllable.) If you re-write it so that it actually fits the form, it has the potential to be a funny poem.

on Jun. 30 2011 at 11:18 am
Antoinette16 GOLD, Ringgold, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
"We could be a beautiful, miracle, unbelievable, instead of just invisible" Taylor Swift :)

This limerick is really funny. I have two cats so I know what it feels like to want to get rid of them and they keep coming back.

on Jun. 8 2011 at 2:09 am
Healing_Angel SILVER, Sydney, Other
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Favorite Quote:
Live for today, not for tomorrow

This is well written! It's clever and easy to remember too! Well Done! :)

Bandit said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:03 pm
Bandit, Yakama, California
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Favorite Quote:
Burn everything to the ground

awsome poem but dont throw a bat at the cat unless you want to kill it

bmmsjm said...
on Mar. 2 2010 at 8:45 am
the poem was awesome it needs no work on it its great

bmmscm said...
on Mar. 2 2010 at 8:45 am
this poem needs no improving because its really funny

MalPal said...
on Nov. 13 2009 at 11:03 pm
This is amazing! lol I couldn't stop laughing!

samantha said...
on Nov. 13 2009 at 3:53 pm
lol. i loved it.

on Sep. 18 2009 at 11:42 am
HeavenCooley GOLD, Stillwater, Oklahoma
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haha ummm its fuunny!!!

on Sep. 3 2009 at 4:06 am
Elfreda Tetteh BRONZE, Accra, Other
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Great! This is really funny!