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I sat in the airport reading a magazineMy eyes started to wander across the sceneThey fell upon a man with dirty clothes and messy hairHe paid no attention to it, he didn’t careHe wore...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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