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Three more days until we’re done, Then it’s time for summer fun. No more homework or stupid desks. No more sitting all day in desks. I can’t wait to goof around: No more schedules to...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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I awake to the aroma of fresh apple pie, which makes me rise from my nightly lie. I walk out into the autumn air, the wind blowing into my curly hair. The outside world smells of pumpkin spice,...