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A Fish From the Zoo

There once was a fish in the zoo Who jumped up and fell in my shoe He could not get out And he could not shout He took and express to the loo.

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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The man with a House

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