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If you should find yourself lost in a book,Where certainly no one would think to look,Follow these tips to keep yourself safe, From witch, or from troll, or cold-blooded snake.Be HelpfulIf someone...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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Scream is what I want to do,“These people died and where were you?”If the Coast Guard too had taken your lead,Hundreds more would have been in need.You claimed that you were unaware...