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Same old spaghetti, in a pot of clay, Came all day everyday without delay. 'Mother,Oh Mother!' alteration is must, Yelled Rosa the daughter with lust. 'Oh mighty God of spices' fill me, with...

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Gender-bias in Tigers

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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If I were the fire...

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America, home of the brave

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There was a child went forth from many, And the first woman she saw, that beauty she envied, And that coveted perfection became part of her, simply because it was trendy. The magazines became...

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