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You're A Brown Crayon.

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All colors have purpose and poise, Even black has its own special noise, But the brown I have found Has an ugly sound, So I use it to draw big mean boys.

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walk the line

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THe Flying Guy

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Lulu Giraffe

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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If I were the fire...

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America, home of the brave

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