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What Id give for a hug.. A hug that stops everything A hug that lasts forever Mends a broken heart, colder thicker blacker than leather A kiss that tends the crippled wing An ear that...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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