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All colors have purpose and poise, Even black has its own special noise, But the brown I have found Has an ugly sound, So I use it to draw big mean boys.
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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There was a child went forth from many, And the first woman she saw, that beauty she envied, And that coveted perfection became part of her, simply because it was trendy. The magazines became...