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A lazy day upon the bay, Nothing to do, nothing to say, No places to be, no things to see; No thoughts to chew; no bills for me. Cool lemonade in my throat Compliments my rocking boat,...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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“Today was a nice day,” a dear friend said to me I replied, “What is the meaning of ‘nice'? Thousands of things it could be!” He stared at me, a look of confusion sweeping across his...