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It's Just Impossible

July 3, 2013
By Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
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Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
“If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” –David Letterman

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Hating you is like
Playing Marco Polo with
A ventriloquist.

© Amanda R., Perrysburg, OH

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I had an inspirational shower and it just came to me.
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Carpe-Caffeam GOLD said...
on Aug. 5 2013 at 2:08 pm
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
10 articles 0 photos 444 comments

Favorite Quote:
“If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” –David Letterman

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Thank you! :D 
CatchAFallingStar PLATINUM said...
on Aug. 2 2013 at 12:25 pm
CatchAFallingStar PLATINUM, Pearland, Texas
24 articles 6 photos 67 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was." - Unknown

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This is so clever! I love it, great job :)
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD said...
on Jul. 29 2013 at 8:39 pm
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
10 articles 0 photos 444 comments

Favorite Quote:
“If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” –David Letterman

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Haha, thanks! :P
laceandcoffee PLATINUM said...
on Jul. 24 2013 at 8:54 pm
laceandcoffee PLATINUM, Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;We make up horrors to help us escape from the real ones.&quot;- Stephen King<br /> &quot;But I don&#039;t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry. I want danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.&quot;- Aldous Huxley

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Few people can write something so simple, elegant, and witty in ten words
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD said...
on Jul. 20 2013 at 6:51 pm
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
10 articles 0 photos 444 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;If it weren&rsquo;t for the coffee, I&rsquo;d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.&rdquo; &ndash;David Letterman

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Thanks, you're perfect too, dear XD
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD said...
on Jul. 20 2013 at 6:51 pm
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
10 articles 0 photos 444 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;If it weren&rsquo;t for the coffee, I&rsquo;d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.&rdquo; &ndash;David Letterman

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Thank you! :D
JawSell_Inn BRONZE said...
on Jul. 20 2013 at 2:04 pm
JawSell_Inn BRONZE, Brooklyn, New York
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Favorite Quote:
Just be yourself..

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Wow! I love it! <3 . <3
HazelGrace said...
on Jul. 19 2013 at 7:33 pm
omg krasota I love this you're perf. 
Mckay ELITE said...
on Jul. 11 2013 at 3:49 pm
Mckay ELITE, Somewhere, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.&quot;<br /> &mdash;Apple&rsquo;s &ldquo;Think Different&rdquo; commercial, 1997<br /> &ldquo;Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn&#039;t understood.&rdquo; <br /> ― Weihui Zhou

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mind=blown. Now, I understand it. I know the game. I dunno how I didn't get it the first time. It's very creative and witty. 
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD said...
on Jul. 10 2013 at 6:27 pm
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
10 articles 0 photos 444 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;If it weren&rsquo;t for the coffee, I&rsquo;d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.&rdquo; &ndash;David Letterman

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Haha, thanks Mckay. You know the game where someone's in the pool with their eyes shut shouting "MARCO!" and the other kids are swimming around the person shouting "POLO!" until the closed-eyed kid finds one of the "Polo" shouters? Yeah, I was basically thinking how impossible it would be to play that game if a ventriloquist was in the pool...
Mckay ELITE said...
on Jul. 8 2013 at 3:53 pm
Mckay ELITE, Somewhere, Virginia
146 articles 0 photos 2230 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.&quot;<br /> &mdash;Apple&rsquo;s &ldquo;Think Different&rdquo; commercial, 1997<br /> &ldquo;Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn&#039;t understood.&rdquo; <br /> ― Weihui Zhou

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This has to be one of the wittiest haikus ever on this site. Can you elaborate a little more for me on it? I want to understand it fully. Sorry, if that makes me sound stupid. I have feeling what's it about. But I want to be 100% sure. Either way, I love it. I DON'T CARE; I LOVE IT; I LOVE IT!