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December 18, 2009
By Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace

Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected

The author's comments:
Ever play apples to apples? For sensual, I played toaster. And won.

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on Jan. 23 2019 at 11:41 am
MarimbaPlayer02nd0, Newaygo, Michigan
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HA!HA!HA!HA! A classic piece...

wriow23 BRONZE said...
on Oct. 31 2018 at 11:21 am
wriow23 BRONZE, Monticello, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
Watching someone do fortnite dances is like holding in a sneeze.

This is so relatable, can we get five likes bois

on Feb. 23 2017 at 12:58 pm
HenriksenM SILVER, Tirana, Other
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I guess inspiration can come from anything

on Apr. 15 2016 at 11:29 pm
ambivalent SILVER, West Bend, Wisconsin
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Favorite Quote:
everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. the worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. [sylvia plath]

laughing my butt off tbh

on May. 21 2013 at 3:14 pm
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
10 articles 0 photos 445 comments

Favorite Quote:
“If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” –David Letterman

YES! This is my kind of humor right here.

on Feb. 13 2013 at 2:18 am
TheSkyOwesMeRain GOLD, Irvine, California
13 articles 1 photo 303 comments

Favorite Quote:
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments which take your breath away.

You are only as strong as your weakest link.

Wow nice! I never would have thought of this xD

on Feb. 12 2013 at 5:16 pm
madison weldon, Apopka, Florida
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This is really funny!!

on Oct. 11 2012 at 2:50 pm
AnthonyDavidHall PLATINUM, Valrico, Florida
23 articles 0 photos 15 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde

I've used that method for inspiration plenty of times. lol These are some solid haiku.

on Oct. 3 2011 at 10:31 am
I LOVE it!!!!!!

on Oct. 3 2011 at 10:27 am


my mom bought this red toaster one time and it worked so well, then i read this poem cuz i love poems and i was never able to look at that toaster again. no one knows this and now im telling you. you have changed my life! toasters are so beautiful... or were. now i cant even look at mine! its ok though dont worry. I LOVE TOASTERS!

on Oct. 3 2011 at 10:12 am
Thats was so insperation ifell the same i never been able to look at my toaster the same!! i cook bagels in the microwave now♥ you opened up my eyes to a whole new feeling!!!

on Aug. 13 2011 at 11:33 pm
ashleyX13 PLATINUM, Memphis, Tennessee
32 articles 0 photos 50 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I've made mistakes; not one regret." Alyssa Nicolson

This is my NEW FAVORITE HAIKU!!! I absolutely love it!! This is so amazing I bookmarked it!! :)

on May. 25 2011 at 9:32 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

Ah yes, my mind... Thank you! I have to ask, were you part of an english class or something sent to comment on this? Because I got quite a few comments on my "personification" in the same hour you did :P I'm just interested to know...

pinkowl BRONZE said...
on May. 24 2011 at 10:50 pm
pinkowl BRONZE, Tyrone, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
Jeremiah 29:11

hahaha this is AMAZING!

on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:41 pm
great use of personification :)

matt h said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:38 pm
i love the simplicity of what this is.

Leahrose211 said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:11 pm
Leahrose211, Saugus, Massachusetts
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no one wouldve thought of writing this and the fact that you did is great. love it and great personification

AlisRed said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:57 am
Wow...Just wow I mean I feel in love again...with the toaster! Great personification! :D

babyfacejack said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:56 am
this poem comes from the heart and i enjoyed the name

slichwala1 said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:53 am
this poem is a good poem about how a toaster always makes perfection like this poem is talking about